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What made you feel like it was ok to come in here and insult me - twice?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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jibalt wrote: Don't quit your day job.
This kind of thing is why most aspiring writers quit. Writing fiction is like learning a musical instrument, it doesn't matter much how good you are now, the main thing is whether or not you stick with it and put in the practice. Keep writing daily and ignore the naysayers, and you're ahead of 90% of the competition.
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Aspiring writers quit because of snarky comments in sewers like the CP lounge? I don't think so.
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Kevin Marois wrote: “Thank you, I will Brother.” he replied, “God Bless”
... should be "Thank you, I will Brother," he replied. "God Bless."
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Message Closed
-- modified 4-Aug-15 11:14am.
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Have you tried asking for help in the appropriate forum?
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Couple of things:
1) Ask in the right place: http://www.codeproject.com/Questions/ask.aspx[^] - this is not for questions as it clearly says at eth top of the page.
2) Don't ask for code, or for a general "help me to create this app" - you need to ask a specific question, and show us that you have tried, what you have tried, and where you are stuck. We don't do homework, and we don't do your job either! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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First of all, I see you are a new member of Code Project, so welcome. I hope that you come to enjoy your time here, and find it a valuable resource.
Unfortunately, you have chosen to post what could be considered a programming question in the Lounge. This is one of the few areas of CP where programming questions are looked down on. You will get a lot of flippant or sarcastic replies because of this. In future, you should think about what forum you need to post your question in. Saying that, your question is actually a request for someone else to help you write the source - again, this is something that tends to be looked down on here in CP. We do like to see that you have made an effort. We will generally help with specific problems - requests for work are ignored.
I will add that your question betrays a lack of understanding of certain items of web development. In all but the simplest of static pages, you are not just going to be writing HTML - you are going to be using JavaScript, and you will have code running at a remote server - this will handle things like retrieving your tasks, saving them, logging in, validation, and so on. When you write your question, you need to be very careful about the terminology that you use because you can easily end up getting answers to the wrong question, just because we answered the question you asked.
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You must have a copy of that post that you use just for these situations -- I seem to remember reading something exactly like this on other occasions!
Marc
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It's a variation. I really should keep a master copy. It would save a bit of time.
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The Beat Goes On
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Beat Nicolas Cage-free Chicken Dumplinguistics and StoneS may break my bone butter and jellyfishy around here she is, Miss Amerigo Verspucci Gucci shoeleatherbacked turtle soup kitchen with Dinah Shorebird on a wire transfer station cop on the beat
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You're trying to break the spam filter, aren't you?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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No, but a little exercise never hurt anybody.
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Will be in London being a bum for a week arriving Sunday. Too much to hope for meeting up with any CPians. But if you happen to run across a long haired (bloody Yank) tourist complaining that "he's on the television every week but the week I decide to come here, no Daleks, no Cybermen and no Weeping Angels. Where is that elephanting blue box?", I think I can stand to buy you a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) even at London prices.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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That's a good week to be in London - the GBBF[^] is on from Tuesday to Saturday! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: That's a good week
Completely by accident I assure you....
Yeah, that's my story and I am sticking to it! 
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Come over to Munich. We have better beer here
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Come over to Munich
Yeah, thanks. Been there, done that.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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In that case you can't possibly go to England for the beer. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: for the beer
Nope. Not much of a beer drinker. Had 1 beer since leaving Germany 30 years ago.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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I probably also would drink no more beer after leaving Germany.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Come over to Munich. We have better more beer here
FTFY
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I stand corrected. Better AND more.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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