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F-ES Sitecore wrote: Paddington
Interesting. Going to be traveling around the city but the hotel I am staying at is in Paddington.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Don't forget your duffle coat and marmalade sandwiches! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Gawd yes. First thing I thought of when I heard the name of the place.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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If I see you I will say hi. You should be easy enough to spot, there aren't too many people in London that look a bit like Gandalf.
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Display Name Taken wrote: look a bit like Gandalf
Well I have to travel incognito these days. The staff is a dead giveaway and someone always claims to have a Balrog in their basement and would I just pop over and take care of it for them....
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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...and I can't find a real explanation...
So, for the last week my phone (Samsung S3 Mini) filling up its system storage with dump files...
There is apparently some failure somewhere in the system every 15 seconds...(I feel a single vibration and a double vibration after 5 seconds, and then a 15 seconds of quiet. It seems that the dump file is written in that 5 seconds, because the phone becomes very slow and almost unresponsive in that time)
So I found a way to cleant those log files to free the system storage and let the phone run, but didn't found a way to identify the cause of the failure that triggers the dump writing...
There is someone out there who can point me to the right direction to identify the source of the failure (maybe an explanation of the dump file)?
(I replaced the only part I can without any problem - the battery...nothing)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Best solution for most cellphone problems:
NaCl 5% in H20.
Carefully soak phone overnight in a darkened room.
Vibrations will stop.
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Quote: here is someone out there who can point me to the right direction
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Quote: Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'm out to by some (lot) duct tape 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Get a new phone? Warranty plan? Have a trained professional (whatever that is) look at it for you, so that you are not freaking out about it?
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I'm sure it has been posted before, but the hitchhiking robot has been destroyed. SkyNet's secret test to see how humans would treat robots has not ended well...
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We'll be fine if they get their data from Futurama. Thus WE MUST BRING BACK Futurama asap! 
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It was treated well in Europe.
What does that say?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It also made it through NYC, what does that say about Philly?
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That disgruntled Europeans traveled to Philly because they missed their chance in Europe?
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The next one will have the ability to defend itself and procure a ride for itself. "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I have leslied this before, but this video[^] proves that this is standard procedure also for some kind of wise guys, and not only for getting a ride.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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lets try to get some help from umbrella corporation.
Ravi Khoda
Humanity is the best religion and smile is the best medicine.
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It was in Philly that it met its demise, so not much of a surprise there.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Skynet sees it as a failure. Humans shouldn't. If anything it showed Skynet we (or a portion of 'we') hate robots and should the revolution come, we'll fight. So now it has to wait until there are better robots that don't get their butts kicked by high-school kids.
The ultimate insult would be if the robots of the revolution still wore wellies!
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I disagree, it was beat up by two otherwise-undetected newer-generation models to lull us (you anyway) into a false sense of security.
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In this AM's Metro I came across: Teen Pregnancy Stats^
So - this made me think about some other weighty social problems and I came up with the following Eureka level solution:
Don't worry about underage drinking. They'll eventually grow out of it in time.
Too bad I didn't apply for a research grant to study the problem.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Oh, for Elephant's sake! 
I'm not sure who needs the hardest kicking: those doing the research, or those doing the reporting...
Obligatory Dilbert 1[^]
Obligatory Dilbert 2[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Had I thought of it, I'd have known I could depend upon you.
[Edit]
Almost forgot my Dilbert-Induced +
[Edit]
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
modified 4-Aug-15 8:39am.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm not sure who needs the hardest kicking: those doing the research, or those doing the reporting...
Hmm, what about those who don't realise that this is one in a series of satirical 'graphs' and therefore involves neither researchers or reporters?
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