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I'm sure it has been posted before, but the hitchhiking robot has been destroyed. SkyNet's secret test to see how humans would treat robots has not ended well...
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We'll be fine if they get their data from Futurama. Thus WE MUST BRING BACK Futurama asap! 
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It was treated well in Europe.
What does that say? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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It also made it through NYC, what does that say about Philly?
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That disgruntled Europeans traveled to Philly because they missed their chance in Europe?
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The next one will have the ability to defend itself and procure a ride for itself. "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I have leslied this before, but this video[^] proves that this is standard procedure also for some kind of wise guys, and not only for getting a ride.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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lets try to get some help from umbrella corporation.
Ravi Khoda
Humanity is the best religion and smile is the best medicine.
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It was in Philly that it met its demise, so not much of a surprise there.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Skynet sees it as a failure. Humans shouldn't. If anything it showed Skynet we (or a portion of 'we') hate robots and should the revolution come, we'll fight. So now it has to wait until there are better robots that don't get their butts kicked by high-school kids.
The ultimate insult would be if the robots of the revolution still wore wellies!
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I disagree, it was beat up by two otherwise-undetected newer-generation models to lull us (you anyway) into a false sense of security.
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In this AM's Metro I came across: Teen Pregnancy Stats^
So - this made me think about some other weighty social problems and I came up with the following Eureka level solution:
Don't worry about underage drinking. They'll eventually grow out of it in time.
Too bad I didn't apply for a research grant to study the problem.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Oh, for Elephant's sake! 
I'm not sure who needs the hardest kicking: those doing the research, or those doing the reporting...
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Obligatory Dilbert 2[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Had I thought of it, I'd have known I could depend upon you.
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Almost forgot my Dilbert-Induced +
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
modified 4-Aug-15 8:39am.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm not sure who needs the hardest kicking: those doing the research, or those doing the reporting...
Hmm, what about those who don't realise that this is one in a series of satirical 'graphs' and therefore involves neither researchers or reporters?
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Statistics show they teen pregnancies drop radically after the age of 20.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Epiphanies should generate hagiographies, not platitudes.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Well, then, time for you to get crackin' on that hagiograph dedictated to "W∴ Balboos".
Your particular volume, ultimately but one of many on the subject, will or won't be a platitude based solely upon you writing abilities.
"A journey of a thousand miles is a long one if you're walking"
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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A symbolic one today!
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1 Hint: Brit's don't like storms in it 
BTW: It is 6 letters
Edit: Sry for to late was in a meeting :/
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A mexican riding a bike, with a shopping basket on the front.
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Not really, and far off what it is
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A forklift picking up a load of cages.
Boy, I hope this is not a secret psychological test with symbols rather then inkblobs
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I can't swallow that...
My brain is locked on food and for that I can't get rid of 'elevenses'...
I'm going to eat something...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Do that, enjoy your meal
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The answer is teacup though i have no idea why, just got it from the storm bit.
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