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Bet you were wondering how we would get back to 7
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No, I was wondering if it wasn't about time to upgrade to 10... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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My bet was on the Seven Seas.
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Here you go[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Hmm, I haven't played that[^] in a while... It's just gathering dust in my closet.
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You know 6 is afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. (Seven eat nine)
I am leaving now...
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I've noticed that to coincide with the release of Windows 10, the app on my phone has gained new functionality.
Unfortunately, the new functionality eats my battery so fast I've had to disable Cortana on my phone!
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Cortana eats too much? Clearly Cortana is a female. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Microsoft is like an evil Sears. "We wanna be cool too - but we just can't".
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Just listening to the New Music Friday playlist on Spotify, the first track is One Direction - Drag Me Down. I thought it was OK. Am I all right or do I need help.
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Help.
Lots of it.
Or perhaps a visit to the doctor to have your ears fixed?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Or perhaps a visit to the doctor to have your ears fixed?
Pardon?
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As my grandpa would always say, "I'm deaf in one ear and can't hear out of the other." 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Sorry, there's no cure for that, other than a full frontal lobotomy.
You could try an aural injection of heavy metal to drown it out, but that has its own side effects.
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So many hours have gone by because of this: Clickety[^]
"It's hard to beat someone who never quits".
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and their 7 cosines!
I'll get my coat.
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will give you 7 tans
Ravi Khoda
Humanity is the best religion and smile is the best medicine.
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7 cot you! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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sock it to 'er (soh cah toa)
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I guess my teacher was wrong when he told me that, "Some people have, curly brown hairs, through proper brushing".
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Nuff said![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I especially like their "EINE FÜR ALLES - WIDOS 35XX" line. (One for All - Widos 35XX)
Is that the version that will actually run everywhere? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Is Wayne Rooneys post-match celebration wish-list.
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