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Aunty's obit[^]
veni bibi saltavi
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I was going to report it, but then I thought screw it let them explain the bodies in the trunk!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Reminds me of song by Drowning Pool "Let the bodies hit the floor".
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It made me think of The Tragically Hip - link[^]
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Never heard of them or the song...not bad!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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You should report it anyway. That way hopefully the police will find the car with them still in it, then they are more likely to be suspects to the bodies.
If you don't report and they find the bodies, they will just ditch the car. Eventually the police will find it, trace it back to you, and then you wont be able to try and wriggle out of it with the stolen car excuse because they will ask why you didn't report it stolen.
I think the fact you have overlooked this basic logic means you lack the smarts to get away with this, I recommend coming clean and hoping for a reduced sentence.
...or there is that other 'get out' method...
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Can you infer what kind of engineer am I?
Software, hardware, ...
No, am a Mechanical engineer 
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I was thinking at least a Level 3 Flatulence Specialist? Maybe, a leve 2
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Electrical?
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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Engineer? You sound more like a manager. "I just replaced a light bulb"
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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... which sounds like a setup for "How many mechanical engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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H.Brydon wrote: How many mechanical engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
If the light bulb is sufficiently large (or the mechanical engineers are really small!) then "two" is the minimum. 
Follow up to Soapbox.
(That's the hint on the associated parsing of the question...)
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
- G.K. Chesterton
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If you just replaced a lightbulb you obviously are maintenance-crew 
Want to see panic? Have a software-engineer hold a screwdriver, climb on his desk and threaten to replace a lightbulb.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Want to see panic? Have a software-engineer hold a screwdriver, climb on his desk and threaten to replace a lightbulb.
Hey, that's me! 
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Avijnata wrote:
No, am a Mechanical engineer
Doubtful. A mechanical engineer would have fixed the bulb rather than just replace it.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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A week or two ago, I seem to have installed a windows 8.1 update I shouldn't have.
Ever since that, I get a "Performance Option" dialog[^] EVERY FLUCKING time I start up Windows.
Sorry, in Swedish. For the minority of you who don't speak Swedish, here's a translation:
Performance options
Procesor scheduling
Choose how processor resources should be allocated
Prioritize performance for:
Programs / Background services
It doesn't seem to remember the option I chose the last time it came up (and why it has to come up at all when it hasn't been a problem before, I can't imagine) 
Also, at random intervals, but at least 4 or 5 times a day, another dialog pops up that says that windows has to close some programs because it's short on memory (and I don't have THAT much open). I normally say no and close the programs I want to close, but it's REALLY annoying.
And all of this happened just recently! Presumably after last MS Patch Tuesday Does anybody else have the same problem? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 1-Jul-15 13:49pm.
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If there is, I want my money back for Microsoft's free anti-virus/spyware program... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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According to Google, something is corrupted such as the pagefile.sys.
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I actually suspected it was something with the swap file, but I couldn't find anything on Google. Have you got a link? Does it suggest a way to repair it?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'll have a look anyway. Thanks a lot Bassam! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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