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You'd better ask the light bulb first, if it wanted to be changed.
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its a hardware engineers job surely?
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Wrong forum. Programming questions should be posted in Q&A. And your question is precisely as well defined as the rest of them there... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If u don't have the answer, don't reply 
itz urgentz don't u waste my time.
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Lucky for me then that downvoting is disabled in this forum, huh?
(Which is why I'd rather post meaningless driver here than in Q&A)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Sorry, but I'm not good doing math with imaginary numbers.
Marc
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Please don't cheat: you are known to be good with lambda calculus, that is more advanced (two letters, at least) than the iota one.
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One. But only if they are a bright one?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Watt? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It Mega-Hertz?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Just curious... 
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All of them.
From the frying pan (Ruby on Rails) into the fire (C#/.NET) for me.
Embedded SQL in the code
passwords stored in plain text in the DB
http not https for web service calls
no encryption
Model-View-Controller architecture? Nope. Everything is embedded in the forms.
VISUAL BASIC!!!
etc.
Why do I keep finding this idiot developers? I have a list of names of programmers never to hire, if anyone is interested.
And the icing on the cake? The guy who left has stolen the code and is trying to start is own company. Criminal lawsuit is pending. 
Marc
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Quote: Embedded SQL in the code
passwords stored in plain text in the DB
http not https for web service calls
no encryption
Looks you're just a bit concerned about security.
Quote: Why do I keep finding this idiot developers?
Really don't know. Maybe you're unlucky. Have a look at the Q&A in order to find out the brightests...
Quote: And the icing on the cake? The guy who left has stolen the code and is trying to start is own company. Criminal lawsuit is pending
Wow, he's really a criminal to stole such a code.
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Marc Clifton wrote: Why do I keep finding this idiot developers?
It takes one to know one. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: It takes one to know one.
And that is true. In my early years (30+ years ago) of software development, I wrote code like that. I asked myself, why is this sh*t so difficult to maintain, extend, etc. I came up with the MVC pattern long before it became in vogue, and I'm intimately familiar with its failings now as well.
However, nowadays I know a lot better, but keep finding "experienced" programmers that clearly don't think. These are the programmers that the company cannot let go of because they're the only ones that know how their sh*t works and how to fix it. It's a huge liability when one walks out the door, but if replaced with a good programmer, ultimately saves the company a lot of money.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: These are the programmers that the company cannot let go
So in fact they're extremely skilled at appearing not to be extremely skilled?
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Heck if I know, I just wanted to join the diskussion...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: I just wanted to join the diskussion
Why?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It seemed like the thing to do at the moment... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: How many engineers does it need to change an engineer?
None, the diaper would be too big, and there's no spec.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Indeed, it was a trick question.
But then: How many engineers does it take to change their boss[^]??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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 Nice.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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