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Your light bulb is emitting black light! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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isn't the one you have stupid enough already?
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4
1 to change the bulb
1 to report it as abuse for no apparent reason.
1 to come up with a light-bulb related pun.
and 1 to tell you Leslie already changed it in 2007.
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LOL - That was the best one I've seen in a long time!  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Actually, it's 5... You missed one...
1 to make a pointless "correction" that doesn't actually add anything to the solution
Wait...
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Shouldn't there be a period after the word solution? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Shouldn't "solution" be in quotes?
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Your suggestion actually adds something to the word solution, you're not playing fair. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The missing period is what makes it pointless.
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... but surely the answer is "None - it's a hardware problem."
So, how many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb....
None... it _could_ be software.
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Member 10438861 wrote: how many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb
None, we'll just have them fix it in firmware
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Surely you mean 6?
You also need one to devise a logic puzzle from this simple task for a future interview question, and one to tell you there is a much easier algorithm using trinary logic. No, make that 7, since we also need someone to devise an algorithm to compute how many people we need.
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And, don't forget, one to post about in on the Lounge!
I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone - Bjarne Stroustrup
The world is going to laugh at you anyway, might as well crack the 1st joke!
My code has no bugs, it runs exactly as it was written.
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None - darkness is a feature.
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You'd better ask the light bulb first, if it wanted to be changed.
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its a hardware engineers job surely?
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Wrong forum. Programming questions should be posted in Q&A. And your question is precisely as well defined as the rest of them there... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If u don't have the answer, don't reply 
itz urgentz don't u waste my time.
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Lucky for me then that downvoting is disabled in this forum, huh?
(Which is why I'd rather post meaningless driver here than in Q&A)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Sorry, but I'm not good doing math with imaginary numbers.
Marc
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Please don't cheat: you are known to be good with lambda calculus, that is more advanced (two letters, at least) than the iota one.
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One. But only if they are a bright one?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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