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PRO tip: Keep the rational part of your brain aside before watching any of Bollywood's action movies. The directors just don't understand Physics (or anything else, for that matter).
And that's nothing. I am glad you didn't watch any of the South Indian action movies. 
Not sure how many here are from South India, but no offence. 
I ain't got no signature.
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Pirate Guy wrote: The directors just don't understand care about Physics
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*cough* Swedes aren't that much better:
Kong Fury[^]
Whole movie is available for free, and it's an 80's movie tribute. It had some memorable moments, so you should see it
(BTW: This is probably NSFW regarding your kid sister seeing it etc 80's was a rough place)
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I couldn't bear more than five minutes...
"I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra"
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It's like a non stop Thought of the day thing
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Yes, I've seen[^] it.
It's certainly cringe worthy and packed with obscure references.
It also has the best Thor ever in a movie.
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When they talked Swedish about the Hitler mustache; I was on the floor 
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Pirate Guy wrote: The directors just don't understand Physics (or anything else, for that matter).
However, they do understand:
- Chemistry.
- Money (keeping the cash registers ringing, not just in India, but overseas as well).
Pirate Guy wrote: how many here are from South India, but no offence.
Am from South India. Got offended 
Am a lover of movies of the 70s, 80s, early 90s; are lot more realistic (i watch only Kannada movies).
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A lot better CGI than The Avengers.
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The 10130 build is not all that stable. I have connection problems. Anyone else have problems?
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No. I see no connection problems...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Scott Hanselman[^] didn't seem too impressed with the quality of that build either.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I put it on my ASUS hybrid and the start button isn't working like the last build. It sends you to a Win 8 look start screen on one click and on a right click I get a crappy list that does at least contain shutdown and restart. There is no list of programs like what I saw in earlier builds. They are near a month from release so MS better get on the stick.
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Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for his money.
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"When the white cold comes, do not eat yellow snow."
"Scratchy ass in the evening, stinky finger in the morning."
while (true) {
continue;
}
modified 21-Jun-15 14:17pm.
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Man who cook carrots and peas in same pot is very disgusting.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sorry, but I like carrots and peas. Especially with garlic butter.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
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Man who plagiarises without attribution will not receive up votes
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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_Maxxx_ wrote:
Man who plagiarises without attribution will not receive up votes |
Really? You are going to call him out on plagiarizing common jokes?
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Repeating a single joke is fine.
Just copy/pasting a bunch from a single website? With no original input or comment? Unfine.
If you wanna do that, why not post your favourite with a link to the site you just copied from? Or if you have a comment comment on them.
Just copy/pasting someone else's collection is poor form.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Confucius say, "Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger."
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Man who attempt to mix lemon and cream get ...
Nobel prize, become ...
Richard Feynman
(From "Surely you're joking, Mr. Feynman")
modified 22-Jun-15 2:25am.
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Man who drinks too much must spend a lot of time for visiting Toilet.
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If you're a famous diver and you get stung by en electric eel, would your name be Shock Cousteau?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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