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Install a real OS.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Just got a notice about Skype's new agreement becoming the standard Microsoft Service Agreement[^] and stupidly decided to read it.
I noticed the following:
2. Your Content. Many of our Services allow you to store or share Your Content or receive material from others. We don’t claim ownership of Your Content. Your Content remains Your Content and you are responsible for it.
a. [...]
b. To the extent necessary [...] to improve Microsoft products and services, you grant to Microsoft a worldwide and royalty-free intellectual property license to use Your Content, [...].
I have removed sections that list additional uses or rights and provide examples as they obfuscate one of the many rights granted to Microsoft.
Please oh please correct me if I am wrong, but I read this that if I use Onedrive or outlook or 365 online and have some IP of an idea such that it is stored on a Microsoft service, Microsoft can use the idea royalty free to "improve their product"? 
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Member 3717204 wrote: if I use Onedrive or outlook or 365 online
Why would you do that? Are you a noob?
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I said IF. I use none of them, I posted for others benefit.
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I'm using Outlook for 17 years now, and I think everyone not using it must be a noob.
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It's effectively a standard term in their service agreement to protect their ass, and this type of agreement is probably in a lot of products on the web that you use.
Could be related to Cortana, it searches in several places for information and even uses your emails in order to provide information such as events, order delivery dates, etc.
Agreements such as this, in a sane court of law, won't affect your rights of IP, not sure how crazy the law system is over where ever you are, but over here in the UK MS wouldn't get away with pulling a stunt ripping off IP from its users. ( I would hope, at least, the system is stupid but sane against its own stupidity)
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...when I could cheerfully destroy you.
A lappie (not mine) running windows 8.1 - it won't boot. Starts immediately loading windows and then blank screen with occasional flashes of a wait cursor.
Ok - Safe mode. Press F8. No, Safe Mode is selected when it's powered up. Fine.
Recovery disk. No, Bios is set not to boot from DVD. Fine.
Bios. No, Win8 uses hybrid boot mode and the only way into the bios is...once win8 is powered up. 
And my friend with a Win8 lappie has buggered off to play at living in a plastic box in a field for the weekend...
OK: I'll make a Win7 bootable USB...Oh, Win7 won't let me...
It's going to be a long day.
Wonder what happens if I try to boot without an HDD in the thing...hmmm...where's that hammer...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Try giving it the boot 
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It has Win8.1
If it was mine, it would have got the boot a while ago... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Try booting from the recovery media that your "friend" was wise and foresighted enough to create while the lappie was working.
I'm already wearing my coat
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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I would. If I could get into the bios to tell it to boot from it...but the HDD has a valid boot partition, so the UEFI is auto booting Win 8 rather than looking at the DVD drive.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Taking the HDD out got me into the BIOS. Yay!
Swap a few devices in the boot list...and off we go!
Or rather we would, but it doesn't recognise the DVD as bootable 
I'm getting a bad feeling here...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There is a way to force the BIOS' attention; it seems it's something like holding down ctrl+F12 (or ctrl+F2?) during power-up.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Follow these steps -
1) Close lid of laptop
2) Keep it on table
3) Walk to door
4) Get your coat
5) Open door and step out
You will notice a whole new world and your laptop problems will be solved.
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OriginalGriff wrote: A lappie (not mine) running windows 8.1 - it won't boot.
It should have a recovery partition.
I had a job late Friday afternoon where a Windows 8.1 laptop was shitting itself over the BCD being corrupted or missing. Couldn't boot off any of my USB's, even the Windows 8.1 installation USB's. So eventually I Googled for the Recovery Partition function key (Asus?) and found that holding down F8 when turning it on bought me to Recovery.
I ran bootrec /rebuildbcd after renaming the exising C:\Boot\BCD only to find that it wouldn't recognise and load the existing Windows installation.
I eventually ran out of ideas and ran mountvol e: /s and copied the BCD from E:\Microsft\Boot to C:\Boot and then all was good.
Windows 8/8.1 sucks large donkey penises and Billy Boy and Stevey Knobgobbler really f***ed up here making it so hard to fix anything to do with 8.1. I hate it when anyone tries to book a job with 8.x no matter what it is.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Windows 8/8.1 sucks large donkey penises and Billy Boy and Stevey Knobgobbler really f***ed up here making it so hard to fix anything to do with 8.1
Preaching to the Choir, my friend. Preaching to the MothaElephanting Choir...
Gawd, but I hope 10 is better... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have unilaterally hated everything they have done post XP.
Take the networking on Windows 7. What an utter f***ing disaster. An absoloute joke.
It is quicker to log into Hotmail than it is to see a share on a computer right beside it. That's IF it even gets that far. Usual it just says it cant.
Absoloute sh*t, 100% utter unusable crap.
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I dunno - I prefer 7 to XP, it doesn't give me any problems connecting to other devices at all.
And when I have to go back to XP (on Herself's computer) I do tend to swear at that for not doing what I want!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If your bios lets you boot to USB, you can make a bootable USB with 'Rufus[^]'.
You will need a bootable DVD or a bootable ISO image of the Windows install for Rufus to make the bootable USB with.
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FearOf.net[^]
A list of ALL SOME known phobias. Quite cool.
There are some VERY weird ones out there...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
modified 20-Jun-15 2:25am.
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I see. Not too ultimate, eh?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I am sure they did, considering the big list is a Top 100.
The website is clearly a front end marketing site for the book........ 
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