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If that's what I had to choose from I'd chose Malibu! Or Bud Light, or XXXX, or Watneys Pale. 
Anything with booze in...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They obviously didn't have enough photos - there are at least three duplicates! 
(#23 and #50; #30 and #68; #140 and #159)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I noticed that also!
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Already I have seen the items #30(Kid with new shoes), #60(Great depression), #91(Hunger - Vulture waiting for Kid), #98(Moon) in past.
No.12(Baby fresh air) - Looks like a great idea but the cage setup should be strong & secure.
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thatraja wrote: Already I have seen the items #30(Kid with new shoes), #60(Great depression), #91(Hunger - Vulture waiting for Kid), #98(Moon) in past.
Yeah like I said some are classic
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52 - I'm going to see if I can get one of those for the office.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Similar to the cone of silence. 
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I had not heard of the cone of silence[^] so I had to look it up.
I can see my free time now being taken up watching episodes of Get Smart 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I love that show, it's so stupid it's funny!
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So I told my Missus that sometimes I feel really, really high and other times I feel really, really low.
She told me to stop being selfish and let the kids have a go on the swing.
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The kids are running around the house making an enormous racket, shouting "Let us in Dad it's faarrrkkkking freezing" mainly.
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Be patient - after all they are kids only (and in a few minutes they will freeze over anyway)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Put headphones on and turn up the volume...usually Metallica works well!
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Decapitated tend to work even better - no acoustic parts 
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That's not not nice, I say let them in and light a fire with them. They will soon warm up when the flames start licking around their ankles.
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P0mpey3 wrote: running around the house
Have you thought of connecting them to some sort of generator? You could probably get quite a current generated from them.
[edit] I just realised the genius of my suggestion - you could loan them to CP to replace the hamsters, for a while, so that the hamsters can go on a much deserved holiday.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 15-Jun-15 11:10am.
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P0mpey3 wrote: ...faarrrkkkking...
You got it right. Yay.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Obviously. I thought everyone knew how to spell it?
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P0mpey3 wrote: Obviously. I thought everyone knew how to spell it?
No. I think you are the first to get it right.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Old rule: As you sow, so shall you reap.
As a kid, you along with friends, would have run around your house making a racket. 
modified 15-Jun-15 11:01am.
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Tell 'em to run faster. That should keep them warm.
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Hey mates,
lately i got presented some Design-By-Contract programming stuff which sounded not that awefull. So i thought i check it out and gained some info about Spec#. Sadly this seems a little older than i thought, but i wanted to give it a go and try it out. Then i found out the .NET Framework has Contracts within, so no need for Spec# anymore?
Currently i don't really get it, is this all only for static code analysis? Has anybody tried it out and can recommend it or is it just a timewaster?
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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You want to get for that cough, it sounds nasty!
veni bibi saltavi
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Me will read !
Just wanted to see if someone has an opinion to that 
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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