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The internet is full of those scripts, which more or less resemble Star Wars as we know it. How authentic they are? Who knows...
Have fun reading...[^]
Edit: Wow! Four Star destroyers in the opening scene and the Rebel Boy Scouts even fragg one.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I thought I knew, but then I didn't 
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The US just beat Germany in men's soccer... I repeat, the US men's senior national team just beat Germany, in Germany, in a full 90-minute game of soccer. 
Disclaimer: Yes, I know it was only a friendly, but both teams had a roughly equal amount of normal first team players in the game.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Sooo...it doesn't happen all that often?
Colin Mullikin wrote: US men's senior national team
Pretty good for AARP members I'd say. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: Pretty good for AARP members I'd say
It is soccer after all. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Darn right it is!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Colin Mullikin wrote: The US just beat Germany
And the Netherlands.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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It turns out that when you remove the corruption, the USA are the only country that still play football to win...
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Bobby Wood scored the game winning goal in both games. They're the only goals of his international career. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Today is my son's last day in the USMC active duty. Doesn't seem like it's been almost 4 years already. I'm so proud of him, he made E-5 Sgt.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Semper Fi
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
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Did you serve Mike? I was in the USMC from 08-84 to 04-92.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Luftwaffe, 1985 - 1993
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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USMC 67-70 2 tours
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Pilot: "Well, anything for a fellow Marine."
Homer: "Yeah, Semper fudge."
Pilot: "Uh, did you just say 'Semper fudge'?"
Homer: "No, I said the right thing."
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Kudos to your son! Does he have anything lined up? (well..aside from have a few cold ones with the old man).
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He doesn't drink ofter and I pretty much quit 5 years ago, still taking the occasional shot or bear but he won't drink with me for some reason, I've offered several times and he's refused?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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what is this 'refuse a drink' concept?
Seriously though, I believe a fishing trip is in order!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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We like to camp and hike. He and I did a 13-1/2 mile hike over terrain that ranged from 600 to 1800 ft. frequently in just under 8 hours. He had loaded his pack with 40lb. weights and I just water, camera and safety gear. He hardly broke a sweat and I was slap wore out...little sh*t!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Mike Hankey wrote: camp and hike
Sounds like fun (okay, maybe not the 600ft to 1800ft part  ). Just so long as he can carry (or drag) your weight, you should be alright.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Mike Hankey wrote: the occasional shot or bear
If drinking with you meant that I was at risk of being mauled, I'm not sure I would either.
And congrats to both of you!
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Oorah! Glad to hear that he made it through. 
As for the drinking together, don't push it. Make good memories of hiking and camping together.
In the end we are the memories we have left behind with our loved ones.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Thanks Jimmy
We have a lot of good memories
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