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Well then[^]
I think it's time to fire the copy editor!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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This come up in office chat today.
"Warriors, come out to play" meets "Commando": common link?
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The little punk guy who Arnold says "You're funny. I'm gonna kill you last"
David Patrick Kelly
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I prefer him in Dreamscape. 
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Kelly was always good in everything.
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Mervyn O'Gorman[^] an English Electrical and Aircraft Engineer took some astounding color photos[^] in 1913.
Quote: Mervyn O’Gorman was an English engineer whose artistic interests turned him into one of the early pioneers of color photography. Using the Autochrome Lumière process that was launched in 1907, O’Gorman shot images that are now regularly featured in exhibitions of early color photos.
Among his best known works are a series of color photos of his daughter, Christina, taken in 1913.
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Incredible images - so evocative. 
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Meh... they're fakes. In 1913 life was in black and white.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Of course, but people in the past took this lighter before Newton had invented gravity.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Mike Hankey wrote: 1913
CDP1802 wrote: before Newton had invented gravity
So Isaac Newton still hadn't invented gravity 186 years after his death?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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No, but the world already was black and white when he did. By 1913 Einstein already had done some thinking on Gravity 2.0.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I was just thinking they looked familiar when I realised they were on display at the National Media Museum and I was there a couple of weeks ago.
Well worth a visit if you happen to be anywhere near Bradford. Unlikely I know!
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There's only 8! What happened to the other .... er ... thumb, ring finger, carry the pinky ... 1905?
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That was only a teaser to get the rest you need to send me lots of money. 
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Last year I joined an anti social support group...we haven't met yet!
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Neither has my procrastination support group.
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They're meeting tomorrow!
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ah... Ah so soon? I'll probably go to the next one after that 
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Is this guy also a member of the same club?
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Yeah I'm the other guy and I never knew his name either.
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Good for you! 
Thirty years or so ago I made a resolution to put more things off; I haven't got around to making any more resolutions since.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Last year I joined an anti social support group...we haven't met yet!
My apathy group voted not to care
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Wes Aday wrote: My apathy group voted
They're making progress!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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We had to specify in the group charter the abstentions = negative vote. Otherwise someone would think that we cared enough to vote...
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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