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Vote early and vote often!
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Makes me think of this[^].
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Do architects like to divert attention from their floors?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's almost as if they plan it.
/ravi
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It would be a rather lofty ambition.
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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That's because they hypocausts
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Blaze Pizza [^]
Received a voucher for a free pizza from these guys so gave it a try. It was excellent. What made it so? The generously heaped addition of crumbled gorgonzola, that's what. I went for the build your own and thought the cheesy addition might help. Really brought out the taste of the bacon, ham, pineapple and mushrooms on a super thin crust.
New to us but I see they have locations all over the place. Well worth a try.
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So, you intentionally added pineapple to a perfectly innocent pizza? 
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Indeed I did. Mind you, I don't understand chicken or tuna on a pizza. Just tastes wrong.
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I've never understood the appeal of adding fruit to a perfectly good savoury meal.
Although I do have one exception which is chutney/pickles on curry - a banana curry someone once cooked that was supposed to be the 'best curry ever' almost make me barf.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Indeed though, of course, in the case of pizza one has no choice but to make a second exception. Tomato, that which makes pizza pizza and not just a warm open sandwich, is a fruit.
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Did you get the number plate of that galaxy?
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License plate, I presume. As in a car crash.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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We had a Galaxy 500 when I was a kid. Never had a collision though.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Quote: That wasn't the experience a Des Moines man had at the Taco Bell along 22nd Street in West Des Moines Friday night.
What's worse is that if the line ever started moving he'd be eating Taco Hell.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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We all know who works in those places: The QA dropouts. What else would you expect?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hard to feel sorry for someone who goes to get their "food" at a drive through fast food place. Just saying. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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So after 45+ minutes, a drunk guy is the only one with enough sense to try and get people out? Perhaps I've given the sober people of Des Moines too much credit, or maybe I've given drunks too little credit.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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After a sitting at Taco Hell, you are left with Taco Smell.
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I like to drink Beer while gossiping with others. If I am alone, I like Champagne! Is it also good for health? 
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Gittum wrote: If I am alone, I like Champagne! Is it also good for health?
Send me a case and I'll let you know!
veni bibi saltavi
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