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License plate, I presume. As in a car crash.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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We had a Galaxy 500 when I was a kid. Never had a collision though.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Quote: That wasn't the experience a Des Moines man had at the Taco Bell along 22nd Street in West Des Moines Friday night.
What's worse is that if the line ever started moving he'd be eating Taco Hell. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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We all know who works in those places: The QA dropouts. What else would you expect?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hard to feel sorry for someone who goes to get their "food" at a drive through fast food place. Just saying. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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So after 45+ minutes, a drunk guy is the only one with enough sense to try and get people out? Perhaps I've given the sober people of Des Moines too much credit, or maybe I've given drunks too little credit.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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After a sitting at Taco Hell, you are left with Taco Smell.
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I like to drink Beer while gossiping with others. If I am alone, I like Champagne! Is it also good for health? 
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Gittum wrote: If I am alone, I like Champagne! Is it also good for health?
Send me a case and I'll let you know!
veni bibi saltavi
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I sent one to Google and already got it 
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Obligatory XKCD
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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People will believe anything posted on the internet. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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This is not news. There are plenty of studies that back the claims of this article; which, by the way, is not the first to say that stuff.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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As an abstinent alcoholic, I still am yet to miss beer. Single malt, on the other hand.... 
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Most everything in moderation, is not bad for you.
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Moderate disemboweling might be inconvenient? 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Everything in moderation, including moderation,
The difficult may take time, the impossible a little longer.
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Unfortunately, I suspect it's another case of this report[^], which was posted on here a few days ago. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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This, this is simply beautifull  .
on a side note: a medicine student once told me there were few vitamins in Beer.
To fix this problem you should drink allot of it!
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Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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