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1) Take the disk out in the yard
2) Apply torch until a ball of goo
3) Take it nearest large body of water
4) Drop it into said water
WeightDotOne is just reduces to a more brightly colored ball of goo and swirls when it sinks...real pretty! (Think of something that swirls when it's flushed...same theory)
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Pour some Gin onto your computer. Should fix all problems.
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Pour some Gin onto yourself! Should fix all problems and then some 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Pour some Gin onto into yourself! Should fix all problems and then some
FTFY!
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There was no gin last night, just some very nice Riesling from a local [to our Hungariaorszag home] vintner.
veni bibi saltavi
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Should criminal knights be brought to joustice?
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Ouch, now that one should be lanced.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, Griff's puns cause me to Lancelot.
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Me too, but that's a moat point.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Were you hoping I'd shield you from them?
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You're dragon me in aren't you.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Gawain, get outta here.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Why? Joust for the fun of it?
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I am indeed a PITA!
Specifically, I would appear to have fractured my coccyx by falling over in the garden a week and a half ago. So I am an official PITA, and there would appear to be nothing I can do about it. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: nothing I can do about it
If you weren't to stand right behind Dolly, you wouldn't be such a PITA.
veni bibi saltavi
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She can't nibble if he's behind her
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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OriginalGriff wrote: I would appear to have fractured my coccyx by falling over a ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif) in the garden
FTFY 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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That would at least have been a sensible way to do it. But no, I had to do it weeding the lawn...
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that's a new euphemism I haven't heard it called that before
ps I hear you are on the PETA hit list
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: that's a new euphemism I haven't heard it called that before
You beat me to it.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Amputation - end of problem
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I hope you had the obligatory Frankie Howerd conversation!
Dr James Kilmore: Just as I thought. You fell on your coccyx.
Francis Bigger: I did not. I fell on my back.
Get well soon.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Thanks!
I'll be fine in a couple of weeks. It just makes things...uncomfortable...and since the medical treatment is painkillers and "be carefull with it" there's not a lot else I can do anyway.
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