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I think QA has this condition[^] of helping...
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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No, it's more like the car owner stating that the car is broken and when you try to talk to them to get more information the guy walks away. Oh, and you can't even see the car.
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: and when you try to talk to them to get more information the guy walks away
Agree, Jiu Jitsu isn't the condition - it could be the cure 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: when you try to talk to them to get more information the guy walks away
Or starts swearing at you... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, at least you gave a sincere response.
I was tempted to ask the OP how many square meters (or square feet) are available for wearing data in the house they have now. But, on second thought, decided that was too advanced a reply 
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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Great reply, but perhaps you should rephrase it so the OP understands too.
I was thinking along the lines of "OOGAH OOGAH! GAHOO BOOGA HONKA!"
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You're right.
"Ook ook, OOOK!" is a bit too advanced for some of 'em! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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... and people here claim it's Stack Overflow that has a problem with mistreating the clueless. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Careful! That's Somali[^], someone might understand it!
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what a wacky language.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Oops...
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I think it's more like this[^] 
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Ok; pretty sure this has been done to death but, since it's Friday, why not do it again.
The discussion here boiled it down to Forbidden Planet, Planet of the Apes, The Terminator and Twelve Monkeys.
My favorite was Forbidden Planet.
Entirely subjective, of course, but let's leave out total fantasy like Star Wars.
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Can I count movies with Rambo in it as Sci-Fi?
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No, nor does anything made by George Lucas.
Hmmm, Rambo getting beaten up by Teddy Bears...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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How about Rambo in Fight Club? Would be much more exciting and unpredictable, as there is a slight chance he might know himself out then
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That would be ok. Rambo does not say very much in entire movies, so he also would not talk much about the fight club.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yeah, he wouldn't know anyway, he wasn't there man.
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Sylvester Stallone is reported to have said that his ideal movie will have only one word in it: Yo.
Most Chinese king fu movies approach this. The entire dialog consists of "What do you want?" "Revenge".
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Aliens.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Alien
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Ditto. When I read the OP, I thought, although I love scifi, I have seldom really loved many sci-fi movies at all, purely as movies, then, just before I saw it mentioned, Alien popped into my head. You know, great minds....
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Admit it: You two just want to cover up that you are real fans of Starcrash That movie had everything, even David Hasselhoff.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes, great series.
Alien
Aliens (marines)
Alien 3 (prisoners)
Alien 4 (genetic engineering)
Alien vs Predator (guess)
Prometheus (too many inconsistencies)
Wating for Alien XP.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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