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If it's any consolation, after more than 4 decades of making coffee I forgot to put the lid on the pot. (NOTE: It's one of those drip-types where the pot-lid holds open the valve from the brew basket)
cat fud heer
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Hehe, sort of been there, but my feat was to leave the pot out on one that doesn't have a valve.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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but VERY, VERY, VERY, [snip ~1,000 more VERYs] DANGEROUS!
WOW![^]
Now something tells me that those boys won't be on yard duty anytime soon!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Quite true!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Well, I used to use a hairdryer to speed the barbeque up... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've done that with a lower power fan. The heat coming off the chiminea melted the blower housing. Too bad I don't have a leaf blower. 
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As for everything, the right tool for the right job. An acquaintance of mine says that with an acetylene torch and the blower from his forge his charcoal grill goes from out to ready to cook from in 15 seconds. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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So... those are the responsible for the global warming... 
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Oh sh*t, I hope Hamish friend of my son does not see this, he has a leaf blower and is stupid enough to do this just for the entertainment value except he would to it on the veranda and probably burn the house down!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Seriously?[^]
Why on Earth would ANYONE think that this kind of 'prank' (I use that term veeeeeeeery loosely here) is a good idea?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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"Well, my mates were doing it... And the deputy helped us treat the building as a urinal..."
Should help them all get jobs in a few years.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Eh, problem is is there's enough of them it doesn't matter. Get enough idiots behind you and you can even run for office 
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That's exactly what I thought when I read the article say that they "let chickens and crickets loose in the hallways".
What idiot would do that?
Everyone knows that you release penguins into hallways! Duh!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Quote: urinated on walls, let chickens and crickets loose in the hallways, sprayed shaving cream and ketchup throughout the building and left a dead animal in a hallway.
Pretty much an average day at some of the schools I taught in!
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DD lost the election - it was apparently quite close.
The rumour that the balance was tipped by a bunch of gypsies getting together and voting for the first time ever are entirely unfounded.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I said "apparently" because I was quoting the dalek who there were only 200 votes in it = so I guess 1597 - 1382 = 200 ish
Which suggests he was con1
Why 2 cons and 2 labs?? Doesn't make sense to me? doesn't that mean 2 party candidates splitting the vote?
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Two Council seats up for grabs: Con1 and Con2.
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Who is DD?
நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த
நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்
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If you don't know, you probably don't need to. Unless he comes back and starts causing mayhem again.
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He's a cross between an Accountant and a Gin Consumption machine. 
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..and Is he a CP Member?
நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த
நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்
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