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Hope you feel better soon, Chris !
cheers, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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The dalek was standing in Limbury / Luton? https://www.facebook.com/LimburyMeadResidents[^]
Oops...it went labour:
#Limbury result: Seats won by Steve Lewis (Labour) and Jennifer Rowlands (Labour) #LutonVotes
#Limbury result: Con1 1,382, Lab1 2099, Con2 902, Lab2 1597 #LutonVotes
https://twitter.com/lutoncouncil[^]
So, will he come back, with or without his tail between his legs?
Sorry Dave...
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I've unlocked this thread because it's about Dave. One of our own.
I trust you all to keep the conversation about how rigged it all was and how he should have got the guernsey because he's such a fine upstanding lad and not to devolve this into, say, actual politics.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Ah! So that's what the little padlock meant! I did wonder... 
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Was Aristurtle the slowest of the Greek philosophers?
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S'truth, but, Aesop only beat him by a hare.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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That's just a fable.
/ravi
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I thought it was Slothrates....
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His teacher* traveled everyday at breakneck speed from Pluto to teach him, but apparently could not speed up Aristurtle. 
*Plato
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Yes but he had an uncatchable head start
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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I want to cry.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As those tears of joy? 
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I thought that was Aeschylus? 
Valerius Maximus wrote that he was killed outside the city by a tortoise dropped by an eagle which had mistook his head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell of the reptile.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well...he was certainly slow after the tortoise dropped in to visit...
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Not sure if it's official, but I think we can, for all intents and tortoises, accept it as fact.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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The correct spelling of Annoucment is Announcement.
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That will teach me to copy and paste
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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What are you, a student?
You should have derived from the subject class!
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The number 47 bus will not be stopping at west road
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Why?
Have its brakes failed?
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Crisp packet in the road
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I thought it might be taking holidays on the Equator: leaves on the line.
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It doesn't like the heat, prefers skiing in Iceland
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Have a person employed to oversee all IT.
Remove that person and hire another person to evaluate the way forwards in IT.
6 months later get recommendation that need to employ a person to oversee all IT.
Hire a person to do what the original person was doing, but reporting to the second person.
It's brilliant really.
ps the second person's job title is Head of IS. I might tell the security services I know where the head of Islamic State is (or they can just read this themselves).
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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