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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I spent all day working on a simple SSIS progress monitor. And I had a beer.
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Johnny J. wrote: I get more programming done drunk on a saturday night (providing I work on a project of my own choosing) than I do all week, (reasonably) sober,
I believe you believe that when you are sober, and forget that while you are drunk.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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I've certainly looked at my "drunk code" in the cold light of day and thought "What?", and "Why?" 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I dunno, I'm sober now, and the code still looks pretty good. And most importantly: It works...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Long ago I used to often like a beer to 'take the edge off', and open my mind a bit, and get on really achieving some nice work, but toward the end of my drinking career, I gave that up when I found booze, very especially beer, made me lazy and only opened my mind to better things in life than work, like doing nothing.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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It will be a challenge to fill out a weekly time sheet.
TOMZ_KV
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This Sunday I tried to hack my soundcard; managed to get a couple more channels integrated into Pulseaudio.
Not perfect yet, I'll be replacing the card with one that claims Linux as it's home, but I did a double take when sitting down with plenty of beer and I entered a new, 3-D world of music and video. 
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Once
per a year I try drink so match that I cannot separate between HW interrupt to SW exception. ;P
Twice per a week I drink a wine for to be softly drunk.
My doctor say
me to drink one glass of red wine per day, but I forgot to do this.
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It's 10:10 Sunday morning and in roughly 20 minutes I will be sat down the pub having a beer or ten and hopefully watching Pacquiao punch the faarrrkkkking shite of of the Yankee arseclown.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Sadly it didn't happen.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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So I was walking along the beach and I could not help but think about that final scene with Charlton Heston. Happens every time except when the beach is crowded - it's usually pretty quiet early in the day. Weird.
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So, there were a few hairy sunbathers about!
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Only me!
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Yes, it is about todays big boxing match (hope this doesn't get caught by the spam filter).
I am at work at the moment, but I hope I will be able to watch the main event. I just don't know which of them to root for or who I think will win. It looks like the experts are tipping Mayweather to win if the fight goes the distance, but think that Pacquiao could end it early. They are both pretty darn good.
Based on a couple of fights I have seen in the past, I think I am going with Mayweather.
Do you have a favorite or will you be debugging code?
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I'm not paying $100 to watch two guys hit each other.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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$100  . Is that what they are charging for the pay-per-view?
I would not pay that either. I will be watching it at a bar where I don't have to pay that much (to see the fight ).
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I ended up working so late that my plans fell through. But it turns out I live close enough to Mexico to pick up the fight for free by plugging in an antenna and tuning into one of the Mexican channels.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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SoMad wrote:
Do you have a favorite or will you be debugging code?
I couldn't care less either way.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Regular for me too.
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Hmm. I am 'regular' in my pre-coffee state, and 'decaf' in my post-coffee state in the morning  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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If you didn't mention, we could have concluded which one could be a fit for you. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Being a weekend I much prefer to look like a Irish Coffee. Mmmmm now I tempted....
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