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A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife, on her knees, literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
I can’t believe you just sat there trying to read this - you don’t know Japanese (some do but will quickly realize that it is not Japanese). 
You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex.... You need serious help!!! 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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JimmyRopes wrote: it is not Japanese
I simply skipped through that text.
Bæb deīyw kạb thī̀ p̄hm ca phicārṇā k̄ĥxkhwām nī̂ ca pĕn thịy.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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that's too kạb for me
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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JimmyRopes wrote: You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex.... You need serious help!!!
For what? Being normal ? 
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Don't worry, after the second line I skipped to the last to search for a pun, not finding it I simply skipped over  Not even half of my attention spam.
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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den2k88 wrote: attention spam.
Your attention needs to be marked as a Spammer, eh?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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It is a miracle I didn't write attention spam[^] mer[^]
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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den2k88 wrote: Don't worry, after the second line I skipped to the last to search for a pun, not finding it I simply skipped over
You felt compelled to tell me this?
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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the joke makes no sense, you are using the third person feminine without enough inflection on the forth syllable this combined with an over emphasise on the first syllable completely changes the structure and the meaning.
and as for "T*m k**ji" do read the rules and keep this kid sister friendly, tut tut, such bad language
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Quote: but will quickly realize that it is not Japanese
I think you'll find that's Geordie - and makes perfect sense
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CHill60 wrote: I think you'll find that's Geordie - and makes perfect sense
Since English is not my native language and it makes perfect sense to you, could you give us a translation?
<Note>
Amerilish is my native language.
</Note>
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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A Japanese Geordie couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex dinner:
Husband: "Foreign food? Where's my proper tucker!"
Wife replies: "Aw man! I've been cooking all day"
Husband says angrily: "I'll take a rod to you, you stupid * (bovine)!"
Wife, on her knees, literally begging: "Don't hit us again pet!"
Husband shouts angrily: "The cat can have it - I'm going down the pub!"
It does help to drink lots of Newkie Broon[^] when trying to decipher it 
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Thanks, that made my day.
Newkie Broon looks good. Too bad I can't get some here in Thailand.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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JimmyRopes wrote: Husband: "Sukitaki.
I assumed her name was Aki. Didn't need to read the rest.
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Okay, I admit I haven't been terribly productive in the software department for the past twenty years; other things keep popping up to distract me. Like having a job which pays a real salary and offers benefits. That's scarce around here, and there's no one paying for software. Recently, though, I've experienced a real compulsion to get back into hardware development. No, not silicon stuff - everything I know about that is obsolete - but real hardware. To that end, I ordered this[^] a couple of days ago, and expect delivery on Thursday. I've wanted one for 40+ years, but never allowed myself to buy one. Lately, though, I see old friends dropping dead weekly and I have to wonder, "what am I waiting for?" I think it really doesn't matter all that much if it makes economic sense for me to buy this, it doesn't matter if I ever make a product to sell with it. What matters is that I can finally afford it, and I want it. Isn't that the real reason I worked so hard for so many years to learn what I know today, and get paid for sharing with my employer? What other justification do I need? Why do I feel slightly guilty for indulging myself?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Um, mind giving us, juniors, a little introduction to what does this hardware do? 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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This hardware gives one the ability to whittle steel into whatever shape one needs. A mill is one of the fundamental machine tools required to fabricate nearly anything from metal or any other rigid material. The other basic machines include a lathe, for turning metal extrusions into radially symmetric shapes and making threads, and the brake, for making bends in metal sheets. Various other tools add refinements, and make many tasks much simpler, but these three encompass the foundations of a machine shop. I have lost count over the past 40+ years of the inventions I envisioned, but was unable to prototype, only to watch others profit from making what I invented long before.
One day soon I would like to retire, but I don't want to stop working; I just want to stop having to show up for work every day. I think when I'm done doing electrical engineering, I'd like to try gunsmithing. This tool is an excellent investment toward that end.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Oh, good luck for that sir.
Many times this happens, you get to see your idea being formulated into a reality and people making their fortune from what you were expecting to get your chance in life, just because of financial support as well as time budget. Mostly, people lack in either time or financial budgets... Some get a vault full of them.
May you get a chance to accomplish what you start next time and may it profit you.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I read all of that as "f*** 3D printers, this is the real thing".
And to that, I say: 
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Roger Wright wrote: Why do I feel slightly guilty for indulging myself
Don't!
If it makes you feel good, and doesn't hurt anyone, do it.
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Congratulations on your purchase, I hope you'll enjoy working with it!
I'm occasionally doing micro scale hardware stuff and I know it's fun - happy chipping 
/Sascha
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Roger Wright wrote: Why do I feel slightly guilty for indulging myself?
Roger Wright wrote: What matters is that I can finally afford it, and I want it.
You see? You answered yourself! You're a free man! Also it is WAAAAY better than my indulgences, which aren't creative (with the due exception of books of course).
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Interesting. My day job is writing software that computes tool paths for milling machines. Only the milling machines I'm talking of are slightly bigger. You won't be able to put one in your garage (unless you have a very big garage and pick a very small model) - see here: http://www.starrag.com/index.php/marken-starrag[^]
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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That's a nice piece of kit for the price.
:jealous:
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That is super cool. Some of the happiest times of my life were spent building parts in a machine shop. I'm jealous.
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