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Fetch the dogs.
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Are they sniffer?
Wonde Tadesse
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Well, you can't track an electronic delivery with a chihuahua! 
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Barely enough meat for a single burger.
No wonder they didn't catch on in Korea.
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Ok, I've ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif) ed it!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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I was unaware that one of our customers was Griff.
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This week failed QA though, we can't ship it until next week!
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QA?
We follow the MS and Apple QA methodology.
Just ship it.
If anyone complains, just tell them either:
-- "The next version will take you to the land of milk and honey!"
Or:
-- "Don't hold it that way".
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The next version of this week will take you to the land of milk and honey...it may disrupt the space-time continuum...but don't worry about that, it's gonna be great! ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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Hello Programmers,
Tired of mondays?
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Nope.
It's Friday.
And Monday is a good day: it's the Thursdays you have to watch for.
Too late in the week to start anything big and new, to early in the week to knock off early...As DNA said: "I never did get the hang of Thursdays"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Cool.
I also agree with you
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I dislike Tuesdays in particular. That's the day with the worst morning traffic.
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Not in Friesland.
The worst traffic day in Friesland is early Spring.
Muck-spreading time is my favourite* time of year.
* Oops! I typoed a completely different word!
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..if you don't like the country-side, why Friesland? There's not much cow-dung in Amsterdam 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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But there's fifty times every other kind of sht1 in Amsterdam.
Maar, joking aside, I really don't like Amsterdam because whenever I'm there, I am inevitably approached by drunken and/or stoned Britons and Yanks who act like I'm their long-lost pal, and demand that I direct them to the red-light district and/or a coffee shop.
It really sucks to be British in Amsterdam. It's where the scum of Britain and the States go.
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I'm across the country (in Limburg) and I kinda like the smell. Mostly French and German stoners here
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I know what you mean. I was embarrassed to be British in Munich during the Oktoberfest for much the same reasons.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Hi harold,
It seems u dislike monday and tuesday both. 
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He's Dutch. Every day is a day to complain about, to the Dutch.
Mind you, if "sandwich" meant "two slices of bread and one of cheese" to me, too, I'd be bluddy miserable every day.
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I don't have to think about Monday for another two whole days!
That's, like, forever...right? 
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Tired ON mondays, yes
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Why you come in here on a Friday harshin' our mellow, man?
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