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<---- over here, on the left.
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aha tha she blows
show how often I use it
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Once every four years. That's it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is reading the way people install new software into their brains?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Exactly. And the better ones can never be uninstalled, this is by design 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Yes.... But it is also a way of saving data.
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But is it ROM or RAM or possible WORM?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Is reading the way people install new software into their brains?
No.
Software is a set of instructions, so installing that is more comparable to potty-training. Reading a book is a form of acquiring data. If the set of instructions can use the data, we stop calling it data and dub it "information".
Next time your installer throws an error, be glad it tells you what is wrong and that you don't have to train it for months
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: Is reading the way people install new software into their brains?
It used to be, but sadly that's been replaced by a far less desirable GUI delivered by the TV.
Will Rogers never met me.
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No, they just upload data.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Does anyone who posts their assignments on here hoping to get them done for them ever consider that the examiners might also look here?
And if they do will they fail them for basically cheating (my lecturers would have certainly "F"ed me for such behaviour)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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No - because they delete the question when it's working.
Do you think they ever consider that the examiner might be the person answering the question? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or sometimes it would be the other way round lol!!!!!
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Don;t laugh too hard - we've had a couple of "teachers" trying to get solutions before they start marking... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Self perpetuating cycle.
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Wouldn't mind having one of those - save a lot of work on the hills.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh come on, I only did that the once 
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I'm going to need a new boilerplate text: "We do not set your homework, it is set for a reason..."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Seriously.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Now you see: Darwin was right.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What? that they would make a better capital than Canberra?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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From the context, i would say that's another story. Should I agree now or better not?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: my lecturers would have certainly "F"ed me for such behaviour
Wow, I did not know this kind of punishment were still legal nowadays. 
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