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Up to 55% giveaway to the tax man, I believe. - state side
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That's the brain dead giveaway...
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OriginalGriff wrote: That's the dead brain giveaway
FTFY
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Now the fun part; what purpose did/does it serve?
(Yes, there's more to it than just squeezing taxes from citizens)
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That's only usually true if your estates rather large. For mere mortals, such as myself, there is no tax on the passed through goodies.
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It depends if you are a student of the bible, not good competitively and your name is William.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Bill Lost-BibleBasher?
Didn't he go to Eton?
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No, Greyfriars.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Thank you for that, I'll try to bear it in mind.
Couple of questions though:
1) who are you?
2) why are you being rude to me?
3) what have I done to annoy you?
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4) who cares?
I wouldn't take that if I were you Griff - why don't you just have his account deleted?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Because it is unrelated to elephants...and so irrelephant 
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This is so left out of centre.
I don't understand.
Please explain.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Just a piece of advice because it looks like this account is about to be closed as well; no one is trying to harm you.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Well, I've been running tests on my sql agent stuff, and have realized that my FileSystemWatcherEx code is somewhat flawed. Sometimes I get double events, and sometimes I don't when a file changes. After sitting there cussing for a while, I think I've managed to come up with something that might work all the time.
I created a class that creates filesystemwatcher for each of the change NotifyFilters, and an event queue (for each watcher) that manages the events as they happen. This event queue will only allow an event to be added one time for a given file. So, if you get two LastWrite change events, only the first one is added to the queue. The object that instantiates the watchers and queues sets up parallel tasks (one for each file watcher) to monitor that watcher's queue, and pumps events to subscribers (the WatcherEx class) which then bubbles the event to its subscriber(s).
The reason I call it "over-engineered" is that so far, it's taken almost 1000 lines of code to implement.
Testing begins.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yeah, but I'm using the code from that article, and it's not working well. I'm gonna have to go back and edit the article when I finger out the problems.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: when I finger out
You may feel like editing that... 
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He's giving his old code the finger!
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Ah, kids these days!
"finger" was a Unix script, which pointed at someone (or some entity), returning their location, so it's appropriate usage.
Also, given that it's JSOP, "fingering" the trigger when you're about to blast something out of existence would also give an appropriate usage.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ha! It's so long since I worked with such an antiquated operating system that I'd quite forgotten that. I prefer CPM.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'm using the code from that article, and it's not working well.
Excuse me for a second, need to go downvoting 
Recursion: see Recursion.
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I feel like you are re-inventing the wheel here, with file system watching. There has to be a lot of open source stuff for you to use that has already ironed out the kinks. Have you thought about this?
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I think the point is more to learn and understand than to simply re-use what someone else has done. John is a backyard mechanic, so this is a similar vein.
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Ah, I thought he was trying to solve a real world problem. In which case, it would make sense to use something that someone else has done, IMO.
Work smart.
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