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> An advert for a house in Indonesia has gone viral online after the woman selling it offered to throw in an unusual extra feature for free - her hand in marriage.
The catch is that it's one of these[^].
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Good one. 
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Not bad... 7/10 would b...uy 
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Are you in the 7? Or in the 3?
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Well, she's not bad, but a little too old for me 
Not to mention a little to far... The commute to work would be awful! 
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Yes, I did read that out and well, a really very good and strong advertisement and marketing it is.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Or should I say, "Most engaging news on the paper" 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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From the link: The house in Sleman, on the island of Java, is on the market for 999 million rupiah (about US$75,000).
Wow, 133 rupiah for 1 US penny? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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One other way to look at it is whether you get a similar house in the US for $ 75,000. Which states and neighborhoods.
Of course, ignoring the wife part of the deal.
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Quote: ignoring the wife
You should't ignore your wife.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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No way
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I was just marveling at the exchange rate. Yes, you're not likely to find much of a house anywhere for $75,000, except perhaps those with wheels.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Agree. Exchange rates are really intriguing.
When I went to Japan, about eighteen years ago, I gave them US $ 1000, and they gave me back more than a hundred thousand Japanese Yen. First time I saw *so much* money.
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Is a cow that gives no milk an udder failure?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not if it is located on a BBQ
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Perhaps she just needs a little bovine intervention
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Nah, she was just acting rather alhoof that day.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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bull
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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They should make this[^] official!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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And well done Greece[^].
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Maybe when James T kicks the bucket as Shatner is Canadian.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Would they call that "Shatting" their currency?
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