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If a great orator is a master debater and an exceptionally good cook a master chef what would a great fisherman be?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I can tell you are no cunning linguist.
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A Master Angler[^] of course.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Mike Hankey wrote: what would a great fisherman be?
A figment of your imagination. 
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Quote: A figment of your their imagination
FTFY
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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A pathological liar? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Jesus!
PS. Didn't he feed a multitude with just a couple of loaves and a fish? 
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Vivic wrote: Didn't he feed a multitude with just a couple of loaves and a fish?
No, he didn't
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Well, the story of Jesus says it was 5 loaves and 2 fish. But that is just a story
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I'm hearing in my head a panto style "Oh yes he did"!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Is that why the ocean's always foaming?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, can electricians be delighted, and musicians denoted?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And Teachers detested?
or MP's devoted?
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The former: Oh Yes!
The later: Oh Come on!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And models deposed, chippies degreased, Train drivers derailed, and dam builders debated.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: And models deposed
Models are disfigured!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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But is it butchers or porn stars who are deboned?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: But is it butchers or porn stars who are deboned?
I don't know.
But female p0rn stars are delayed and dismounted.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Can engineers be designed?
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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And coders decompiled?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And users disemboweled?
Oops! Might have taken that one too far...
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Would an old Basic programmer be misinterpreted?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't know about users, but literary critics might be deconstructed.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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