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Best round of golf ever: 'I've got this for par - FECK ME THAT'S HAN SOLO CRASHING A PLANE ON THE 14TH!'
veni bibi saltavi
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Well that's what happens when you mix up units for distance and time.
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But is the plane fixable?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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yes but the 18th fairway is toast
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Must have been surreal for the golfers...they come running up to help and they see Indiana Jones in the cockpit...
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At least Sean Connery wasn't with him, calling him Junior 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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I'm going to submit an article and I wanted to use my CodeProject email address, but I have no idea what it is? Any suggestions? Thanks, Miguelito
.. At least I think there is a Code Project email when you register.
... OK, thanks for the answers. I guess it is just my email.
modified 5-Mar-15 18:15pm.
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I don't believe CP provides a free e-mail account when you register. If they did, they would probably inundated with dodgy account registrations. They do provide "pretty" links to your profile page and that sort of thing.
Take a look in the upper right corner of the CP page. See your name up there? Click on it, and it takes you to your profile. You can find the goodies there.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Just hover on your logon-name in the upper right corner and click "Settings" in the popup-menu 
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Not running for anything puts you a hare closer to the tortoise's butt.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Altered state of your mind? By what?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I just took two of my migraine pills, as I've been experiencing 'precursors' all day.
Soon, I will be drifting on an opiate-driven haze, posting random drug-addled sh!t about IUnicorn interfaces that encapsulate IVirginFactory objects. Oooh, looking back over that sentence tells me the Purpleness™ is hitting already.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Do pirates drive a Toyota Yarrrris?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, they sail it.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Why is a pirate a pirate?
They just are.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Because he can rate pi better than 'approximately 3'. That makes him already more precise than the professor I used to have for physics class.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Maybe Jaguarrrr!
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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I waited two whole minutes to post a reply, now I forgot what I wanted to say. 
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They drive any old carrrrrr.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Nope, they drive a Hyundai Aye-10. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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