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Sorry that username is taken... if this happens again or you just want to troll a chat room with a style, use this website to generate awesome username for you.
Get your new username[^]
Try a few, mostly crude but some of them are very well thought. 
i.e.
DJAsstronaut69
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BionicFetus2000
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And they even have an API[^]. 
/ravi
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These folks are very interesting.
Check out their Say Hello Cards[^].
Some messages on are really funny. 
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When I was gaming, I'd use "Squishy Tampon of Discomfort". It actually got me banned a few times.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Day of Defeat?!?
I think I shot you a couple of times.
Wow. I'm gonna get a T-shirt printed!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yep 
Been a long time since I played that. Is it still going?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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It's still available for purchase. I might reinstall it, one of these days, and see if there are any fresh, new 14-year-old buggers who are willing to make me look useless.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, it was a good time. Action starts at 2 minutes in. Here is the fight clip[^]
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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That just looked painful...
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It wasn't then. Mostly just my thigh/leg now.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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As far as I am concerned: I don't see why you would willingly get yourself in a situation where you know somebody is going to hit you in the head. This ranks right up there with people who put dried leaves in their mouths and then set fire to it, (aka "smoking"). 
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It's a lot like golf.
People play golf, and I have no idea why.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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loctrice wrote: People play golf, and I have no idea why.
People jump out of perfectly safe airplanes that don't need jumping out of (AKA parachute jumping)
People jump off perfectly stable cliffs or bridges with rubber bands tied to their feet (AKA bungee jumping)
People climb perfectly inoffensive mountains that are just standing there minding their own business
...
Can we take it as read that manymost people are not rational?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You had the perfect opportunity to punch him at timeframe 0:35.
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You had a perfect opportunity to punch him at timeframe 0:35.
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I was just looking at beautiful resumes[^] and I found one that said the following:
Someone wrote:
Friendly:
Easy to get along with [...]
A problem solver:
I have a natural ability [...]
(at least I think I am) Funny:
I am a fun [...]
Intelligent:
I enjoy being mentally challenged. I am a quick learner [...]
I know what she means, but perhaps that was not the best choice of words... 
It is unknown to me if she got a job.
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Sure beats not enjoying it.
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Very true 
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Sander Rossel wrote: I enjoy being mentally challenged.
Actually it is absolutely fine to say that.
The meaning has changed over years of political correctness. It is deemed incorrect to tell someone they are retarded so they use "mentally challenged instead", a euphemism so to speak.
I'm old school, if I think somebody is retarded then I tell them so.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: It is deemed incorrect to tell someone they are retarded so they use "mentally challenged instead"
Indeed, so mentally challenged is synonymous with retarded, and that's not something I want on my resumé
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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You might as well put "I will survive" on you resume instead 
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Challenged, I love it, I live in a country where 90% of the people are vertically challenged, bunch of short arses.
I could never get the hang of PC and take great pleasure in being old school!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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She should never be hired into a position that requires good writing skills.
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