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Going this evening. I will actually drive so Mrs Wife shall drunk drink and I'll make do with the casino.
veni bibi saltavi
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Ah, I see - no gin available then! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Yes, we always become our parents. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quite literally for those in Norfolk.
veni bibi saltavi
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Have you ever been to the Forest of Dean? If your lover isn't a relative, they're probably a sheep!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: the Rowing Club's annual knife & fork event
What, is this some post-modern version of Manners School, where teenagers learn to eat with utensils???
Marc
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: knife & fork
Are you sure you didn't hear that second word incorrectly?
Or perhaps they generally eat burger and chips & now get to use cutlery for the first time 
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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From the New York Times[^] A run of the mill story on improved toilets at a Bus Station - I just love the reason for remaining anonymous given in the 2nd to last paragraph.
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Gets a 5 just for that!
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I know her: Anne Onimus
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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From the article: 16 bathrooms in the terminal were being redone at a cost of $13 million. That is about $812,500 each.
What kind of bathroom can you design with such bugdet? ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
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P0mpey3 wrote: I just love the reason for remaining anonymous
Could be dangerous[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Seen Nagy's notification and had a few chuckles reading the messages below.
Can find it hard how anyone can want to leave freezing cold offshore North Sea and Aberdeen for slightly toasty offshore Gulf and relocating to Doha for a spot of tax free living, villa provided, bills paid, free car and school fees for the kids thrown in for good measure.
Don't see the attraction at all.... 
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Are you familiar with "FOADIAF"?
veni bibi saltavi
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Got the first four words....they were enough to get the sentiment 
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... In A Fire! 
veni bibi saltavi
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Ah yes, to add some excitement to the whole event! 
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DaveAuld wrote: to add some excitement to the whole event!
Lots, on a platform / rig, I'd have thought.
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DaveAuld wrote: Doha for a spot of tax free living, villa provided, bills paid, free car and school fees for the kids thrown in for good measure.
I hope you get sunburnt.
Everyday.
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DaveAuld wrote: relocating to Doha for a spot of tax free living, villa provided, bills paid, free car and school fees for the kids thrown in for good measure.
Congrats!! 
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DaveAuld wrote: Don't see the attraction at all....
No, strangely - neither do I...
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Why not, they do have Sheeps there you know. 
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