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Person me = GetMe();
while(!me.Awake)
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if(!CaffeinatedDrink.HaveAny) throw new CannotWakeUpException(me, CannotWakeUpReasons.NoCaffeine);
me.Drink(CaffeinatedDrink.Get(DrinkType.Random | DrinkType.FromFavoriteList));
}
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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This is very poor code. What if an infinitevery large supply of caffeinated drinks exists, but me.Awake never returns true?
You should at the very least throw a BustedBladderException 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yeah, there is room for further enhancements, but I am too lazy to do so right now (along with having some rather unpredictable internet access)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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And hey, what's the problem if a few Person objects explode and die?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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possible null reference exception, line 1.
edit: actually, it would occur on your (!me.awake)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty_Five_(album)[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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XKCD #25[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Yes!!!! 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Oh really??? 
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24[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Dammit Chloe!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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10^24
The number of times Jack says "damn it".
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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23 Enigma[^]
Also
23 The Movie[^] (Based on a true story, about hackers)
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Interesting.
-- Your mention of the 23 enigma made me think of "23 skidoo" (which is related to what is said to be the most-used phrase in movies).
-- I realised that I had no idea of the origins of the phrase.
-- I googled it.
-- I foolishly opened a wikipedia page.
-- The wikipedia page said this of the phrase's origin:
"Although there are a number of stories suggesting the possible origin of the phrase, none has been universally accepted.[citation needed]"
-- I sighed with deep despair at the utter stupidity of the person who added a "[citation needed]" to a statement saying that not everyone agrees on something.
-- I concluded, for the thousandth time, that the best thing to do, when on a wikipedia page, is leave.
-- I 23-skidooed.
Cyclic coincidences like that don't just happen! There must be a reason for it!
One of the 50 gods that unilaterally created the world must be trying to say something to me!
... And it appears that what he is saying is **** off!
(I'm so glad I found religion. It's made me so much smarter than everyone else)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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22[^]
(From a random Google Search).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: 22[^]
(From a random Google Search).
From a random-word generator, more like.
Jesus wept, what mindless cr@p.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Snap! Right at the same time!
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There's an easy way out - just put your underpants on your head, two pencils up your nose, and say "Wibble" a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DCExerOsA[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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This goes way back: [^].
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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Where is 22? There has to be a 22.
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I think, twenty too must be there.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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You are catching the problem...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, he's trying...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So what's finally the result here?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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