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yes but the reputation remains
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: but the reputation remains
Without Enkidu there would be no Gilgamesh Epic, Without Sancho Panza no Quixote, without Satan, no Paradise Lost, etc.
If we didn't have a need for an Eastwood/Norris figure, we wouldn't create one; of course, the protagonist, in this case, is self-recruited for the part.
I think JSOP is doing a bang-up job, and his technical-foo is satisfyingly killer 
cheers, Bill
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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I wrote an article (and the code I previously posted in this thread is broken). The code in the aticle works much better.
Converting Text Numbers to Numeric Values[^]
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Movie Quote Of The Day
He: I have more in common with a dog than I have with you.
She: I love dogs, I've always loved dogs.
Which movie?
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Bad moon rising
....no wait that was just an awesome song
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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My earth, my puppy and me!
DAAAANG! i can't imagine something funny besides the correct title -.-
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101 Dalmations
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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very witty 
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I thought it would fit very well for your movie quote, but somehow I don't think its absolutely correct 
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Marley and Me
OT - The dog dies.
veni bibi saltavi
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Where's today's CCC, Sir? 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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I had a small FUBAR with my network and I needed to do a bit of kicking the boxes and rebootarama
veni bibi saltavi
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The Interview
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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It would seem to me that there is a joke in there somewhere about Paris and doggy style, but since this is the Lounge and not the Jokebox, I think I ought to just leave it alone... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Paris and doggy style
Paris Hilton? Seen that movie, not much dialogue in it to quote from though!
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Had a Carrera-Servo and was fascinated that it was possible to steer and change tracks within the race. Had several bada** sessions with my dad 
Now they come up with this high-tech stuff[^].
I feel older now...
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Buy the toy and feel younger.
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I feel older every second of every day!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 20.
Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant.
As the policeman turn to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors on the floor ...looking scared to death!
He asked the driver, "What's wrong with them?"
The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105."
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Scared to death? At 105 what? Miles per hour, I guess. That's a speed I reach only seconds after driving onto the Autobahn.[^] If traffic and weather permit, of course. Time to retire when I feel anything but pure joy when doing that. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Twenty five years and one day ago,
Nelson Mandela walked into freedom, after 27 years.
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My one political 'rant' for the year; And Jacob Zuma took only a few years to destroy all the good things Mandela did after his release. At this rate we will pull all of Africa into the dark ages before the end of the decade.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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