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Spot on! 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Do you want to tell me that my copy[^] is old?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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You surely didn't ask it right. Now lets start again:
What color is your TV?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: But no one will tell me when the new season of Vikings will start or why the "Copper" series never started season three or when Grimm is on or anything about any programs I care about.
That's because programmers are sarcastic.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I pose this question and challenge all to withhold sarcasm 
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If I say no, you'll just assume I'm being sarcastic...
And so will I.
So, "No."
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Sarcastic is hating. I don't hate, I forgive. I'm not competitive. I don't play Win-Lose. It's win-win or no deal.
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Sarcastic? Qui, moi?
Life is too shor
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That's pretentious, isn't it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There exists at least one programmer who is not sarcastic. But who cares, he must not be very good.
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You don't really mean that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, not really. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Noo, for sure there is no such thing as sarcastic programmer. 
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Just the sarcastic ones...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Just a quick question, by "challenge all withold sarcasm" do you mean
a) Make a comment that isn't intended as sarcastic
b) Make a comment that cannot be easily seen as sarcastic
c) Make a comment that cannot be interpreted as sarcastic at all.
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The use of "withhold" implies to me that he means you should hold it back until it builds up enough to really put someone's eye out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Change that to psychotic and we can enter into a serious discussion on the matter.
Otherwise - wanna see what I'm going to do to that happy face emoticon of yours?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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First thing is, how do you define a programmer? Aren't they the guys who ressemble the antagonist from a horror movie?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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sarcasm[^]: noun
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: "a review full of sarcasms."
I think sarcasm becomes a hallmark of most programmer personalities. There is a dissonance between the world and our models of it that gets to be very frustrating, and the expression of that frustration is sarcasm.
Or quiet drooling in a corner.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary Wheeler wrote: sarcasm[^]: noun
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: "a review full of sarcasms."
What cr@ppy, inaccurate (and somewhat facile) definitions.
Maybe they're dysloxemixic, and can't see the differences in spelling between "sarcasm" and "sardonicism" (the latter more closely matches their definitions)
Sarcasm requires one to voice the opposite of what one means.
Remind me never to use that dictionary.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Do I detect a hint of sarcasm Mark?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Then we have perfect synchronicity
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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My level of sarcasm is directly proportional to the level of incompetence around me. Sadly, that means that I am almost always sarcastic to some degree or other.
Marc
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