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Is there any programming language that hasn't had this program written?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Yes, widget#, which is a language used by time travelling devices that I will invent last week after hearing about it next Tuesday.
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Karel Čapek wrote: time travelling devices that I will invent last week
I bought one of those a couple of days back, now I've tried it a couple of times I don't think I'm going to buy it.
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The Doctor approves
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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OMG you just killed your own grandfather, oh you didn't, yes you .... I see a problem here
what is with time travellers and killing people relatives?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You'd think they could find something better to do with a time machine, wouldn't you?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Like put a cat down?
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No. Like find out the £100 million numbers for Euromillions and use them to 'fund life-changing projects'.
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Then you can actually build the time machine
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Hasn't happened yet then. Hang on... 30 second wait for my wallet to explode......nope. Ah well.
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I got a copy next Friday, and have already written a Hello World in it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I am waiting for VisualWidget# which is due out last Tuesday
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I wouldn't bother; it's the shouty-menu version.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just heard about it tomorrow!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I actually wrote Hello World in 2020 just now.
Thanks for the opportunity by the way
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Plain English Programming even has hello world. So no, there are none.
Edit: Removed link because the site sucks.
Jeremy Falcon
modified 27-Jan-15 12:08pm.
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I was hoping that some obscure one (say one used for programming NASA spaceships toilets) would be out there
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: NASA spaceships toilets Those are driven by COBOL...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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With the simulation done in Kerbal?
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Possibly not: the main systems are written in HAL/S[^] (and no prizes for guessing how that really got it's name) - so there is a good chance the loos are controlled in the same language, given it was designed for machine independance.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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More likely 'C' or FORTRAN.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Nah, you wouldn't program "Hello World" for those - more like "Hello Sh*tty"
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Please remove that link : The examples to download contain trojans.
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If that's not hyperbole, Osmo's gone even more insane than I thought possible.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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