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Re: calculate total credit from 9 table table name are given below

11-Dec-14 16:56

You mean we can't do that at all in Phoenix? WTF | :WTF:

Mike Hankey11-Dec-14 17:00

Mike Hankey

11-Dec-14 17:00

The noon thing was EST so in Phoenix you would have to do it at 9AM to get the same effect. Smile | :)

Re: calculate total credit from 9 table table name are given below

PIEBALDconsult11-Dec-14 17:02

Re: calculate total credit from 9 table table name are given below

11-Dec-14 17:02

Still no rain though.

Mike Hankey11-Dec-14 17:03

Mike Hankey

11-Dec-14 17:03

You can substitute Tequila for rain but can't guarantee same results.

Karma

Mark_Wallace10-Dec-14 18:18

"I upgraded my Mac software and lost my internet."

10-Dec-14 18:18

So someone hit Sony with a rootkit, eh?

As one of the millions who had to clean a Sony rootkit off his computer, I say: Well Done!

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Re: Karma

Peter_in_278010-Dec-14 19:22

Peter_in_2780

10-Dec-14 19:22

Couldn't happen to a nicer ....

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PIEBALDconsult10-Dec-14 16:22

Re: "I upgraded my Mac software and lost my internet."

10-Dec-14 16:22

Said no one ever. Oh, except my father. Just now. Sigh | :sigh:

_Damian S_10-Dec-14 16:34

_Damian S_

10-Dec-14 16:34

ROFL... but it just works!! Laugh | :laugh:

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Re: "I upgraded my Mac software and lost my internet."

DaveX8610-Dec-14 16:43

DaveX86

10-Dec-14 16:43

Except when it doesn't Smile | :)

Re: "I upgraded my Mac software and lost my internet."

Mark_Wallace10-Dec-14 19:11

Re: "I upgraded my Mac software and lost my internet."

10-Dec-14 19:11

Why does he need the Internet?

He can just sit and gaze at his beautiful mac.

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PhilLenoir11-Dec-14 3:13

PhilLenoir

11-Dec-14 3:13

That'll teach him!

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Apple lose the ability to form English sentences

_Maxxx_10-Dec-14 15:33

_Maxxx_

10-Dec-14 15:33

Just got an email from Apple.

Subject: Give ipad this holiday

On the first image: From one gift come many

The main images are of Asian people using iPads...

seriously - are they trying to be cool, or what? Is it just me? Sniff | :^)

At least they didn't spell it "horriday" Smile | :)

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Re: Apple lose the ability to form English sentences

Ron Anders10-Dec-14 15:53

Ron Anders

10-Dec-14 15:53

Anglo Saxon done.

Re: Apple lose the ability to form English sentences

PIEBALDconsult10-Dec-14 16:18

Re: Apple lose the ability to form English sentences

10-Dec-14 16:18

They think different.

Mark_Wallace10-Dec-14 19:06

Re: Apple lose the ability to form English sentences

10-Dec-14 19:06

Don't be ridiculous!

iGrammar is far more stylish and modern, and it just works!

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Johnny J.10-Dec-14 19:33

Johnny J.

10-Dec-14 19:33

If I interpret it correctly, they think that you're using your Ipad too much during holidays, and for your own - and your familys - sake, they are giving you this advice. They have just missed one teeny, tiny word. It should have been "Give ipad this holiday off"... Wink | ;)

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Reverse Darwin Award

Richard Andrew x6410-Dec-14 15:17

Richard Andrew x64

10-Dec-14 15:17

South Bend man sentenced to 35 years in prison in Russian roulette death of acquaintance[^]

Quote:
Authorities said Saye put a handgun, loaded with five rounds, to White's head and pulled the trigger, killing him. Court documents say other party-goers warned Saye that a semi-automatic pistol would not work for the game.

Here, the stupid person who should have had his genes removed killed somebody else.

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...the impossible takes slightly longer.

CBadger10-Dec-14 19:01

CBadger

10-Dec-14 19:01

Richard Andrew x64 wrote:
Here, the stupid person who should have had his genes removed killed somebody else.

Well now that is debatable... Would you have had a guy press a semi automatic pistol against your head and pull the trigger?

1. Russian Roulette is 'played' with a revolver. I mean seriously that is why it is called roulette. (Roulette: a tool or machine with a revolving toothed wheel...)
2. Russian roulette is pointing the revolver against one's own head and pulling the trigger. (Russian Roulette: the practice of loading a bullet into one chamber of a revolver, spinning the cylinder, and then pulling the trigger while pointing the gun at one's own head.)
3. A pistol will always fire the bullet in the chamber as a spring loads any bullet left in the magazine D'Oh! | :doh:

. So a semi Automatic pistol will fire a few for the same reason. (So how many times was he shot anyway?)

So in retrospection I will say this is like Darwin Awards, but on a WHOLE different level. Darwin awards according to wiki: "They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by self-selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization by their own actions." Confused | :confused:

So now I wonder what award will this be called then? Any ideas? Hmmm | :|

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Mark_Wallace10-Dec-14 19:09

10-Dec-14 19:09

I disagree with your first two points.

Russian roulette is рулетка.

I googled it, so I know it's true.

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CBadger10-Dec-14 19:15

CBadger

10-Dec-14 19:15

You're argument is almost valid. Russian Roulette in Russia will not be known as only roulette D'Oh! | :doh:

It is still called Russian roulette in Russia as proof[╨] shows it $Shucks | :-\$

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Mark_Wallace10-Dec-14 19:22

10-Dec-14 19:22

Nuh-uh.

Russian sky is небо.

Russian banana is банан.

And Russian roulette is рулетка.

Don't argue with the google translate, Man; just don't do it!

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