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Come now, the joke (even with 97% of it's content lost in translation  ) is still better than many other jokes-of-the-day here.
Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.
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Oh my god,
Even with good understanding of English and Hindi, I am still clueless about this?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Well, at least that puts you on the same par as the OP? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I am sorry, but I am a mod there - and I'd just delete this thread if he posted it there. Please stop redirecting irrelevant threads to that forum.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: I'd just delete this thread if he posted it there.
You could do the same here then.
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I don't moderate the Lounge.
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Brilliant. Best joke I have ever read. The tears are rolling down my face. Please, don't waste any further time - you must travel the world telling people this joke. Please. Start now.
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Looks like only the 170+ IQ folks got the joke. 
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Boy: "The richest men stand with a bowl in front of my dad." (implied - begging bowl)
Girlfriend: "Then your father must be very rich!"
Boy: "No, he sells golgappas" (a cheap confectionary
Nope - still not funny.
Like
Boy: "Rich men bend over backwards to please my father"
Girl: "He must be rich and powerful!"
Boy: "No, he's a chiropractor!"
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIMcVxm5BSQ[^]
Somehow, I don't see him being able to ask them for a reference...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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A stupider it gets the less likely can itself prevent acting impulsive whether it stealing, assaulting in anger, or quitting like anger, like animal completely impulse and instinct. I once made someone so angry that they started swerving their car putting itself in danger, without physical action on my part, beautiful thing can be manipulated
The Jurassic period produced such an abundance of lethal predators, that the oceans were a virtual STEW OF ASSASSINS - The history channel
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WTF?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Not to mention the hole in his wallet after all the lawsuits...
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Visual Studio 2010 says: Cannot implicitly convert type 'System.Data.DataRowView' to 'System.Data.IDataRecord'. An explicit conversion exists
Really, VS? I've never seen one, MSDN doesn't list an explicit conversion. If you know of one, please show me. *
* To clarify; this I ask of VS, not the denizens of the Lounge.
Visual Studio 2010 says: Unable to cast object of type 'System.Data.DataView' to type 'System.Data.IDataRecord'.
Yeah, I thought so, come back when you make up your mind.
I think VS just always says there's an explicit conversion and crosses its fingers.
It sure would be nice if DataRow and DataRowView implemented IDataRecord. 
(And I had left off the rant icon.)
modified 8-Dec-14 23:18pm.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: If you know of one, please show me.
Is it a programming quesiton
The Jurassic period produced such an abundance of lethal predators, that the oceans were a virtual STEW OF ASSASSINS - The history channel
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Nareesh1 wrote: Is it a programming quesiton
Even that might qualify as one. 
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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[^] Thank you for using CodeProject's QA forum where we understand your fingers are tired.
And, really, why should you have to suffer the imposition of actually going to look for information yourself when you can come here, post an error message, and get sprayed with a refreshing spritzer of links one of which might actually have some relevance to your error message ?
Looking forward to your next errors.
Cordially, BW
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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You should have signed that SAK.
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My father told me it was best to rattle the bars of a tiger's cage from the outside, rather than the inside, of the cage.
cheers, Bill
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
modified 9-Dec-14 3:27am.
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'Tis best to argue with the 800-pound gorilla in the room via the telephone.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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object herp = (object) myDataRowView;
IDataRecord derp = (IDataRecord)herp;
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Pfft, I wrote, IDataRecord derp = (IDataRecord) myDataRowView;, knowing full well that it would fail, just to call VS' bluff.
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