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Mark Parity28-Nov-14 2:54

Mark Parity

28-Nov-14 2:54

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Nagy Vilmos28-Nov-14 2:58

Nagy Vilmos

28-Nov-14 2:58

How about putting Nigel Faright up on a scaffold? Or have I got the wrong suspense?

OriginalGriff28-Nov-14 3:06

28-Nov-14 3:06

Careful what you say about our next Prime Minister (if the other two parties don;t pull their fingers out, and they aren't showing much sign of that yet)

I suspect he has a long memory and an nasty streak (well, he is a ...)

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Max Methot28-Nov-14 3:02

Max Methot

28-Nov-14 3:02

"This video is not available in your country". Hmmm | :|

Nagy Vilmos28-Nov-14 3:04

Nagy Vilmos

28-Nov-14 3:04

Too damn right! It's only for good old Blighty, no Johnny Foreigner need apply! Laugh | :laugh:

OriginalGriff28-Nov-14 3:12

28-Nov-14 3:12

Now you sound like Nigel Faright!

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Mark_Wallace28-Nov-14 5:09

Mark_Wallace

28-Nov-14 5:09

That's what Hola's[^] for.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

PIEBALDconsult28-Nov-14 5:57

PIEBALDconsult

28-Nov-14 5:57

Sure sounds like the krauts to me.

coconut

V.28-Nov-14 1:33

28-Nov-14 1:33

Now what would the effect be if (s)he starts banging them together? Laugh | :laugh:

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Re: coconut

Johnny J.28-Nov-14 1:55

Johnny J.

28-Nov-14 1:55

With words like "coconut" and "banging", this was SO not what I was expecting... Sigh | :sigh:

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Re: coconut

V.28-Nov-14 2:34

28-Nov-14 2:34

Johnny J. wrote:
this was SO not what I was expecting..

Dude, I SO don't want to know that! Dead | X|

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Re: coconut

Keith Barrow28-Nov-14 1:58

Keith Barrow

28-Nov-14 1:58

I'm more worried about where it found the coconut in the first place.

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Black Widow

codejet28-Nov-14 0:31

codejet

28-Nov-14 0:31

Most of you should know of a species of spider called the black widow because the female kills the male after mating. I'm just wondering what the male is called, it cant be black widow its the the victim. My suggestion would be "black victim".

OriginalGriff28-Nov-14 0:35

28-Nov-14 0:35

Can't do that, it'll cause riots in the US every time they see a spider on TV...

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Slacker00729-Nov-14 9:38

Slacker007

29-Nov-14 9:38

OriginalGriff wrote:
Can't do that, it'll cause riots in the US every time they see a spider on TV...

So true.

You hurt my feelings. Well, gotta riot now.
You looked at me funny. Well, gotta burn your store down now.

Rioting and looting is the new social pastime of America, and maybe the world (if it catches on).

User 1013254628-Nov-14 0:39

User 10132546

28-Nov-14 0:39

"Average Guy"? Cool | :cool:

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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OriginalGriff28-Nov-14 0:45

28-Nov-14 0:45

Hah! Herself has never once killed me after mating. She's tried a few times, but I'm waaay to quick for her...

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P0mpeyBoy28-Nov-14 1:29

P0mpeyBoy

28-Nov-14 1:29

OriginalGriff wrote:
but I'm waaay to quick for her..

Yeah no more than 2 minutes so I hear.

OriginalGriff28-Nov-14 2:04

28-Nov-14 2:04

You wound me sir! Wound me. Cry | :((

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den2k8828-Nov-14 2:07

den2k88

28-Nov-14 2:07

Quote:
but I'm waaay to quick for her...

Then we have a motive Laugh | :laugh:

P0mpeyBoy28-Nov-14 2:20

P0mpeyBoy

28-Nov-14 2:20

Same joke as mine, better delivery.

OriginalGriff28-Nov-14 2:21

28-Nov-14 2:21

I thought so...

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den2k8828-Nov-14 2:31

den2k88

28-Nov-14 2:31

Actually you are to be held responsible of my joke Big Grin | :-D

BillWoodruff28-Nov-14 1:19

BillWoodruff

28-Nov-14 1:19

In Black Widow society, a male about to copulate and die is referred to as "Mr. Happy," because, I am told, the orgasm is not only a quick death, but lasts for eternity.

Compare that bliss to the sad fate of males of other so-called "higher" species, who, as the learned Galen comments: "post coitum omne animal triste est, sive gallus et mulier."

«If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'» What does that tell you about sanity in these times?