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More just plant a flag.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Dear lord no. We seem to be happy to invade at the drop of a titfer.
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Looks like you didn't get any buyers. 
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So what is it we find out at 2pm? Is that 2pm today or tomorrow or...? 
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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Are you calling me an idiot? I resemble that remark.
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I'll tell you later...
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How about putting Nigel Faright up on a scaffold? Or have I got the wrong suspense?
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Careful what you say about our next Prime Minister (if the other two parties don;t pull their fingers out, and they aren't showing much sign of that yet)
I suspect he has a long memory and an nasty streak (well, he is a ...)
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"This video is not available in your country". 
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Too damn right! It's only for good old Blighty, no Johnny Foreigner need apply! 
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Now you sound like Nigel Faright!
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That's what Hola's[^] for.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sure sounds like the krauts to me.
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Now what would the effect be if (s)he starts banging them together?
clickety[^]
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With words like "coconut" and "banging", this was SO not what I was expecting...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: this was SO not what I was expecting..
Dude, I SO don't want to know that! 
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I'm more worried about where it found the coconut in the first place.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Most of you should know of a species of spider called the black widow because the female kills the male after mating. I'm just wondering what the male is called, it cant be black widow its the the victim. My suggestion would be "black victim".
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Can't do that, it'll cause riots in the US every time they see a spider on TV...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Can't do that, it'll cause riots in the US every time they see a spider on TV...
So true.
You hurt my feelings. Well, gotta riot now.
You looked at me funny. Well, gotta burn your store down now.
Rioting and looting is the new social pastime of America, and maybe the world (if it catches on).
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"Average Guy"? 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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