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Well, we keep being told that children are the future...
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Sadly we live in a far too sensible area. As an example the 1,000+ high school has never had more than one or two pregnancies in a year. The most risqué names would be Sara [without a H] or maybe a Siobhan [spelt correctly].
Moondust Jigsaw Farquwar III was expelled for being a ponce.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Siobhan [spelt correctly]
But how often pronounced correctly?
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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I tried to convince my offspring to name one of their kids "Zen" -(s)he'd be the coolest kid at school with a sardonic smile and not phased by anything.
Surprisingly they declined!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Strange that, I was speaking to pals Kylie and Jason about how their new born twins were getting on, they said that they were growing up fast and in fact Arduino was just starting to walk and RasPi was almost there. 
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You'll be renaming them to Sunshine and Elephant once they become Teenagers.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Are all children now named after cartoon characters
Well, we all can't be Original... now can we? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I expect her boyfriend is known as Cringer.
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chriselst wrote: She-Ra on LinkedIn[^]
I'm thinking that she probably hasn't heard the "By the power of grayskull" joke before so I just messaged it to her.
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Ok, stalker. 
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Particularly when you first wake up:
1) Who am I?
2) Where am I?
3) Who are you?
4) How did I get here?
5) What did I do last night? Oh, Gawd, I didn't, did I?
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well OG, waking up is always a good start - one of these days I'll wake up and find myself dead I suppose, but until then, every day above ground is a good one
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6) What was I thinking before sleeping on the bed?
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I didn't always used to manage that...
Herself came to bed one night and found me asleep, kneeling on the floor with my head on the bed having failed to remove my shirt over my head (because the bed was in the way) and my trousers past my knees (because the floor was in the way) and just gave up and went to sleep as I was... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: kneeling on the floor with my head on the bed and my trousers past my knees
... and I have no idea how the sheep got there, love...
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Gin!
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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I don't remember seeing you at the party.
In fact, I don't remember anything...
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That explains the flash card from Sean's camera in my jacket pocket! Me thinks this could be a nice little earner - what do I hear for the "Chris Maunder Before and After" photo set?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: what do I hear for the "Chris Maunder Before and After" photo set?
Projectile vomiting?
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As long as he didn't borrow Sean's man-kini, it's probably safe.
Software Zen: delete this;
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If Nagy is auctioning them, they aren't safe! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: 5) Oh Gawd, I didn't, did I?
Did what? Sleep? Dream? Wet the bed? 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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6) Why am I covered in wool?
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I can categorically state that I have never woken and asked "Who is Griff?", "Where is Griff?", "How did Griff get there?" or "What did Griff do last night?"
Well, except for maybe that rainy morning in Betws-y-Coed ...
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