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Have done it now. Applied to my laptop and my mobile. Let's see how it fares. I have been asleep while browsing my laptop even without this app though :P
Hope your advice helps! Thanks 
.:>GSN<:.
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Did Philae kiss mama Rosetta good-bye
as he left home to fly in space below,
to a destiny on Churyumov-Gerasimenko
moving in orbit round the sun near-by?
Did Philae ever know the comet's glow
is only sunlight on a icy tail's flow,
or that he was the first comet lander
sent to be a hero for science grander?
Was Philae afraid the harpoon he bore
might shatter on the barren rock-core,
and the comet's weak gravity not hold,
and so lost-in-space's tragedy unfold?
And if Churyumov-Gerasimenko's hungry,
and Philae a bonne collation à manger?
« I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"
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What's impressive about that is, you managed to write each line the same length. I've not seen that style of poetry before.
Marc
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Philae the comet lander
Through space it did meander
It wanted to go
To Churyumov-Gerasimenko
Just to have a gander
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Here is a title idea
To Rosetta, Going to Churyumov-Gerasimenko
Inspired by:
To Lucasta, Going to The Wars by Richard Lovelace
Make it simple, as simple as possible, but not simpler.
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Chubby Hamsters in Slow Motion[^]
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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[source: reddit]
She orders a beer. Then she orders 10 beers. Then she orders 2 billion beers. Followed by -1 beers. Then she orders a null. And finally she orders a cat. Then she tries to leave without paying.
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So is the cat alive or dead?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Damn those ISIS cats[^]!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dunno - and given it's in a box it could be in one of three states: Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Bloody Furious has sub-states of Immediate Murder and Plotting to Kill.
cat fud heer
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Then she ordered 2,294,967,286 more beers and was allowed to leave without paying.
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To be fair, when is the last time you've seen a woman pay for a night of drinking?
I heard it happens in Lesbian bars, but even then I doubt it.
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MehGerbil wrote: To be fair, when is the last time you've seen a woman pay for a night of drinking?
Last night. I paid for the first round. She paid for the second. Not every woman wants a man for his money.
Jeremy Falcon
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Wives pay because husbands are not to be trusted with the idea they can buy drinks for women.
cat fud heer
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: Then she tries to leave without paying.
Sadly, the reality is (pick one or more):
1. Then she's paid minimum wage because testers are very un-appreciated.
2. Then she's replaced by a robotic automation tester
3. But nothing happens because everyone is ignoring her.
4. What? Test? Who, me???
Marc
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Something similar was posted on the CP Facebook page a while back.
Tester didn't order a beer' ; DROP TABLE drinks -- ?
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She orders a beer. Then leaves. Then notices her card has been charged 2,294,967,285 beers.
Morale: you should stay at work until you've made sure your billing system is ok.
Life is too shor
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: Then she orders a null.
Unhandled null reference exception. Please see inner exception for more detail.
inner exception: null
-- end of test. 
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... all this while the software customer asked to be able to order a glass of wine ...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: She orders a beer
, and leaves without drinking it.
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