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I saw the post before yours "Sore Back" and read yours as Quick Massage. To which I replied to myself, yes please. 
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I get laid more than you.
Typed with my p*nis.
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Y'think?
Typed with my p*nis, from the next room.
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Hey, you don't have pron stars using your name, in hopes of gaining credibility!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mere mortal... 
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Sent from my Nexus ∞
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You mean you have more effluent?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That's what we need: Forward-thinking!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The lie: I got drunk and hurt myself while trying to surf in the court house fountain with an ironing board.
The truth: I was lying in bed trying to read the fine print on a bottle of Tylenol when I reached for my reading glasses.
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I'd laugh but my lower back hurts too.
At least I have a decent reason: Raking leaves and other assorted yard work.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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I have my wife do all of that.
But then again, I run my own home. 
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Ouch! I hurt mine almost 40 years ago stupidly trying to lift a 600 pound canvas Army tent. It healed, sort of, and then about 20 years ago I had a major episode while lifting something off a shelf. MRI showed two bulging discs in my lower back. It still hurts, but stretching and exercise helps a lot.
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The fact you tried to lift a 600lb tent and only hurt your back makes your more of a man than I'll ever be.
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I got a sore back from constantly coughing for two weeks straight...
My stomach muscles hurt too, but that has gone away.
My back is still killing me with every cough though.
Got some pills from my doctor this afternoon. They should fix the coughing after which my back will get better too I hope.
Good luck with your back 
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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I had a coughing fit like that for about a month.
Turns out I was lactose intolerant.
Within 24hrs of quitting milk products I was free of the coughing.
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Wow, pretty bizarre... Just like that?
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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The stomach acid was causing reflux.
The coughing quit that fast.
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go cycling. best exercise there is for backs.
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I hurt my back lifting my bike out of my Subaru.
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I got my back hurt when I sneezed. Couldn't recover for about 3 months. finally, cured when I hit the gym.
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I've had a stiff neck for the last few weeks, that got so bad that I actually fitted a mirror on my bike.
Also, I keep getting the near-irresistible urge to talk like Pee-Wee Herman.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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[^] "At the crux of the debate over Net neutrality is Title II of the Telecommunications Act. The section, which is more than 100 pages long, regulates how common carriers must conduct business across all forms of communication in order to act "in the public interest." Net neutrality supporters say that the language is vague and could be used to sidestep a free and open Internet and give ISPs the opportunity to sign deals with Internet companies that would provide for prioritization of traffic."
« I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"
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