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That is a pretty perfect description of women.
They are all Weird or Wonderful, after all.
(Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: (Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)
Not up to poking the bear today Griff?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Quote: (Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)
Creep! 
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Options:
0) Creep.
1) Bruises at best...
Guesses as to which way I will jump?
Besides, it's true!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This is all for the benefit of your training.
I may have posted this saying (for which I wish to become famous):
"The man may wear the pants in the house - but it's up to the woman as to when he gets to take them off."
The rest, I must sadly report, is history.
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Some of the women? That's either a gross understatement or you're trying to be politically correct.
Woman in Space
Woman: "Houston we have a problem."
Houston: "What?"
Woman: "Never mind."
Houston: "What's the problem?"
Woman: "Nothing."
Houston: "Please tell us."
Woman: "I'm fine."
modified 22-Oct-14 8:17am.
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THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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This is training (or annealing): As a man you are always in the wrong. If you think you are in the right, you are in the wrong. If you did something right it was both a fluke and transient. If she's not mad at you, you're not in the right, she just hasn't worked out what you did wrong.
Do not ask what you did wrong. This is clearly another case of you being in the wrong because you KNOW what you did wrong and are just being irritating.
Beware of open questions, but closed questions are the worst: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.
Whereas the accurate answer is usually "I feel it would be unfair to blame the pants".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Do you say that with your inside voice or are you a zombie (I can't see anyone surviving saying that out loud!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: Beware of open questions, but closed questions are the worst: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.
I disagree.
The correct answer is:
"What colour should we repaint the bedroom?"
Never fails.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think a tactical retreat is the best option, while humming - feigning a "geezer moment". This only really works after you have achieved geezerhood (0ne of the few advantages of getting old)!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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My favorite has always been "if you don't know what's wrong, then I'm certainly not going to tell you now".
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Indeed, the line between "romantic" and "passive-aggressive" is often blurry. 
Marc
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Reads like an attempt at a job advert in the lounge......
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O bloody hell. Although what could possibly be the advantage of doing it like this then? 
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The chance to say: I just asked, even though I posted the whole advert
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Do you sometimes see "Message Automatically Removed" and find yourself itching to see the message? Of course, invariably seeing the message would be disappointing.
Possibly another character flaw?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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At least I got noticed 
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Noted 
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Charl wrote: If I would get banned
If you have to ask that question, then it is probably wrong to do it.
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I don't know that flies in the face of it's easier to ask for forgiveness than get permission.
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