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Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Learn something new everyday... 
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Sad is the day when you don't.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Naturally, MS messed up again by putting it together with the ORDER BY clause
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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I think the usage of TOP should be extended to include a SKIRT keyword to provide the OFFSET functionality.
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And don't forget the REMOVE clause.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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That's applicable to the Basic Relational Architecture.
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As is the Lookup Table
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Marc Clifton wrote: Why, after all these years, is there still no standard for basic features of SQL
There is a standard, as others will probably have pointed out.
I've been using the ANSI 92 standard for personal projects; it is quite portable between different types of databases.
Marc Clifton wrote: And if you want to do something more complex
..then I would not ask the DAL to do so.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: I would not ask the DAL to do so
Exactly, that's an application responsibility.
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Speaking as someone who started out in COBOL: If you want a database, write one.
The only reasons to use a database written by someone else are:
a: If you have to integrate data with another system (in which case, you put your feet up and let them write the database).
b: If you use one of the wussy languages that isn't COBOL.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well this comes to mind 
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Since the beginning of this year I've been building a woodworking shop in the basement. Done some minor stuff like a small table and some wood and stone turning. Now I want to do more elaborate stuff and have a strong gut feeling (fed by some mishaps) that a little bit more planning would be in order.
I found "SketchUp Maker" which is the free counter part to the SketchUp Pro version. It looks quite nice and even has templates for woodworking projects.
So is there anybody here with experience in using SketchUp Maker or with yet an alternative free tool to do some 3D designs.
Any specialised tool for woodworking would also be great even though all my searches were fruitless.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I found it a bit annoying to get used to, but it is a good piece of software once you get going.
Two small tips, look at Ana White[^] [she has lots of good ideas and plans] and think about using a Kreg Pocket Jig for most of your joints [if the joint can be hidden this is the tool]
I've made some chairs and a table, last summer I floored the loft and I'm hoping to make some new beds for the girls.
If I could make anything, it would be this clock[^]. I saw an example a few weeks ago and it is wonderful.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: If I could make anything, it would be this clock[^].
Doesn't look too hard - except for the metal and wood bits
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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The one I saw was at an Arts Fair and block said he'll make me one for £1,000. Maybe more depending on the wood. It'll take six months. Mrs Wife pulled me away at this point.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: <layer>Mrs Wife pulled me away at this point.
Good to see you live in one of those protective habitats that keep you save from yourself. 
That watch does look nice though.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I only have two chiming clocks and I've even got room* on one of the walls. 
* based on removing her painting
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Kreg Pocket Jig for most of your joints
I already have several dowel jigs, but I'm now looking to move on and do the joining the old fashioned way. There's still so much to learn.
One of the things I want to try this year is dove tail joins with nothing but a saw and chisels. Doing it with a router would be easier, but it would be like cheating.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: dove tail joins with nothing but a saw and chisels
Good luck with that!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Good luck with that!
Thanks, I'll need it!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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It's not that hard; it's just time consuming.
Just remember which side of the line you're supposed to be cutting, or you'll get a lot of practice in inserting fillets.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: it would be like cheating
You don't want to buy one of these[^] then?
Pity.
I haven't used mine since I bought it... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There is a ScrewFix store in walking distance from my front door.
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I'll
OriginalGriff wrote: You don't want to buy one of these[^] then?
I'll get back to your offer after I've tried without cheating first.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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