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I used to have a sneaking respect for Apple but now, after the PC attack ads of some years ago (after Jobs rejoined), I feel nothing but smugness.
BSOD, I haven't seen one of those for years, hah!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Trying to one-up Marc's rant, eh? 
And yeah, for me being so pro-Apple in the past, I'm not a fan of iOS8 at all so far.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Trying to one-up Marc's rant, eh?
But that's unpossible!
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: But that's unpossible!
Best. Quote. Ever.
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Quote: An error occurred during validation.
This video does not exist.
Sorry about that.
Not that I need the video. I remember Principal Skinner telling Ralph Wiggum how he's failing English. And Ralph responding "Me fail English? That's unpossible."
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I don't test my code.
Ah, but I know who you are, you dirty rat bastard! Your name is on the SVN commit. Prepare to test your code.
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Testing: hitting Ctrl-Shift-B.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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My sources tell me that overtone singer Anna-Maria Hefele [1] has been signed to an exclusive contract to do all system sounds for Windows 10. A sample of the start-up sound can be heard at 00:03:25 here: [^].
[1] Rumors have it that Lisa Girard was considered, but her agent replied that she refused to give up using Win XP.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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My Windows 8 experience left me wanting to change my start up sound to Sam Kinison yelling, "Oh, Oh, OHHHHH!"
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I prefer the sound Sherlock's phone makes when The Woman sends him a text.
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My favorites since Win 95:
Start: HAL[^]
Shutdown: Also HAL[^]
Visual studio, compiler error: fixed link[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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And here all along I thought it was going to be based on bodily sounds. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
Not my circus not my monkey's!
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I didn't know one could sing through a thong... I'm obviously not equipped for it, but apparently she's mastered that talent. Thanks for sharing.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Within an hour of its being installed on any of my machines, it'll be Fred Flintstone -- as it has been since Win '95.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why not just use a recorded Sharapova grunt?
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Haven't gotten one in the mail since last Thursday. Is it just me?
I've gotten the rest of the newsletters, so it's not a blocking thing.
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Just you...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Hello, you have to enable the "News" section under the Newsletter & Emails tab. Open your profile -> My Settings -> Newsletter & Emails -> Look for Newsletter features section and check off the News check box.
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Was that a change last week? I've been getting the Daily Insider since...forever...and it just stopped on Friday.
Shrug. I checked the box, we'll see what happens in the morning.
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Settings sometimes randomly change here. It has happened to me several times.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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U can check your newsletters setting. Then make confirm daily newsletter not unchecked
Sankarsan Parida
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