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Testing: hitting Ctrl-Shift-B.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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My sources tell me that overtone singer Anna-Maria Hefele [1] has been signed to an exclusive contract to do all system sounds for Windows 10. A sample of the start-up sound can be heard at 00:03:25 here: [^].
[1] Rumors have it that Lisa Girard was considered, but her agent replied that she refused to give up using Win XP.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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My Windows 8 experience left me wanting to change my start up sound to Sam Kinison yelling, "Oh, Oh, OHHHHH!"
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I prefer the sound Sherlock's phone makes when The Woman sends him a text.
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My favorites since Win 95:
Start: HAL[^]
Shutdown: Also HAL[^]
Visual studio, compiler error: fixed link[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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And here all along I thought it was going to be based on bodily sounds. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
Not my circus not my monkey's!
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I didn't know one could sing through a thong... I'm obviously not equipped for it, but apparently she's mastered that talent. Thanks for sharing.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Within an hour of its being installed on any of my machines, it'll be Fred Flintstone -- as it has been since Win '95.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why not just use a recorded Sharapova grunt?
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Haven't gotten one in the mail since last Thursday. Is it just me?
I've gotten the rest of the newsletters, so it's not a blocking thing.
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Just you... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Hello, you have to enable the "News" section under the Newsletter & Emails tab. Open your profile -> My Settings -> Newsletter & Emails -> Look for Newsletter features section and check off the News check box.
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Was that a change last week? I've been getting the Daily Insider since...forever...and it just stopped on Friday.
Shrug. I checked the box, we'll see what happens in the morning.
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Settings sometimes randomly change here. It has happened to me several times.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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U can check your newsletters setting. Then make confirm daily newsletter not unchecked
Sankarsan Parida
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There are so many industries that software development and related services can apply to. I'm just curious what industries you all work in. I personally work in the healthcare industry, for a company that supports and manages various hospitals, physician practices, etc., around the United States. I've also done development in a manufacturing environment and in a letter shop/printing service.
How long have you been in your industry, and do you still enjoy it?
Before I landed my current role, I had been thinking for a while about how I would like to get into development in the healthcare industry. I don't know exactly what it is about healthcare that grabbed my interest, but I've loved it so far, though I've only been here for almost two months. It's a wonderful company, the work is plentiful, I have plenty of exposure to the latest technologies along with maintaining software built on older technologies. I feel confident that I will be able to grow here for a long time.
The reason I say "specific industry" in the title is that I know there are so many industries, but some places don't necessarily specialize in one single industry. If you do contract/consulting work on your own, for example, you may work with all sorts of different industries.
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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I don't. Financial now, transportation a couple of times, education, manufacturing, "adult" once.
It's all just data.
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Currently for a small water company in the UK.
Previously for a Europe wide pallet delivery network.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Chris, what's small water? 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Big water: H2O
Small water: h2o
A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it will annoy enough people to be worth the effort.
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gotit!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Thank you both for giving me a genuine laugh this morning.
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