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Zombies.
Why else would it be secret?
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Nothing to worry about? The guy comes from Liberia, later walks into a hospital, tells them he's from Liberia and doesn't feel well, AND THEY SEND HIM HOME.
Even if the virus remains relatively difficult to transmit, the sheer idiocy and level of platitudes is amazing. And we still haven't closed the elephanting borders.
No, I think I'll not fly for a bit...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Maybe newsies have been reading Clancy's Executive Orders?
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A fresh, hot cup of poo beans, will clear you right up. 
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That really made me laugh. 
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It is so beautiful, it almost looks fake.
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Looks like the eye in Lord of the Rings
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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"That's no nebula... That's a Dyson sphere made of aluminum foil."
(sorry - it really is beautiful)
Software Zen: delete this;
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The iPad will soon be available in Gold.[^]
This reminds me of their epic slump through the 90's when they'd repackage the same technology over, and over, and over again and re-launch it as a new product. Often the only selling point they had was 'a transparent case' or the hard drive was a little bit larger.
Given that the iPhone was made larger (following other companies) and that the iPad is due to be larger (following other companies) I think we've a clear case for a stock dump. The vision died with Jobs - time to move on.
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MehGerbil wrote: The vision died with Jobs - time to move on.
Agreed. Same thing with Wal-Mart, it started going really south when Sam Walton died.
Jeremy Falcon
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Hmmm ... Same thing with Hitler and the Third Reich! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Wow, not the kind of thread I'd expect to see Godwin's law unfold!
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You'd have to be some kind of a Nazi to not see it coming.
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I've got beef, chicken, fish and vegetable stock, but no apple. How is it made? I have a large number of apples so it may be a good way to use some up. Should I use cookers or eaters?
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Apple Gin?
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
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You need to learn to use the Google.
See: Apple Stock[^]
After you've made a few batches, be sure to sell it.
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When you try to make Apple stock you end up with Apple sauce?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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apple stock is aka apple juice or cider
it's apple season right now, so this is the best time to sell.
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Vision may be gone but it hasn't jumped the shark ... yet.
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MehGerbil wrote: The vision died with Jobs
What vision?
That you need a black sweater to look cool and charge overrated prices? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You're discounting the watch so quickly?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Yeah the watch is a great, you get two products for the price of three.
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Obligatory Dick Tracy[^] reference.
Software Zen: delete this;
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