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Funnily enough I don't have a problem with Russia nor the drug lords.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Indeed, that is ... suspicious ... 
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What as Africa got to do with ISIS?
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Well first I want to say, as it might not have been obvious, that it was a sarcastic post!
And then, to answer your question, for some reason my geography is confused and I always place the middle east in Africa, though people from there told me it is not so! But hey, arguably it's just next to it with no obvious demarcation that I can see!
To add to the confusion, don't we say that Africa is the cradle of humankind?
And don't we say that Irak is in the location of what was known as Summer, one of the most ancient human civilization with writing?
You can see why I am confused now, I am sure...
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My kid sister wouldn't like that 
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Despite the alias a sane response - a lonely one.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Appreciated, though.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Juts a thought. Not a very nice one,
That's an understatement.
Munchies_Matt wrote: but effective.
I'd guess it would be totally ineffective, but if it wasn't it would cause indiscriminate pain and suffering to an entire region. That sounds awesome. 
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Yeah, but imagine the media coverage!
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I'd doubled it by attaching them to nuke bombs, just to be sure.
Or we could simply drill a big hole in Middle-West and let it sink.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Only if you want to rip up the Geneva Protocol[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think that dropping a corpse on someone from sufficient height would kill them regardless of what the copse died from! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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In 3 days I shall have to endure enjoy a 7.5 hour flight home with my 3 kids and wife in tow.
On our last flight, the littlest one unleashed screams of the damned of hades cried somewhat upon boarding the return flight, and didn't cease until landing and deboarding some 2 hours later.
We know antihistamines have no effect on this kid, his mutant metabolism laughs in the face of drugs his twee body and mind so alarmed at the flight.
I have to drive 90 miles after landing, since my wife refuses to (a) drive on the correct side and (b) drive a manual shift vehicle. Would it be wrong of me to accidently ingest a couple of Benedryl and then stupidly drink a glass of wine on the flight? It certainly works on me ..
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MidwestLimey wrote: Would it be wrong of me to accidently ingest a couple of Benedryl and then stupidly drink a glass of wine on the flight? It certainly works on me ..
How could it be wrong when it feels so right.
Jeremy Falcon
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Why take a chance with the Benedryl?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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As a father of many and having travelled with them, yes, it would be wrong. Secondly, it would be blatantly dangerous to your wellbeing. With 3 kids, you ought to know better  but I understand.
I am never the evil glare guy on a plane. At least not to someone with a toddler -> infant. They don't understand about pressure on the ears. HOWEVER, I will give the glare to older kids that are being bad...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: With 3 kids, you ought to know better
but I understand.
Sure do. But it's nice to dream
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MidwestLimey wrote: cried somewhat upon boarding the return flight
Obviously the kid remembered, from the first flight, what a miserable flying companion you are and was dreading the return. By all means, drug yourself into oblivion and give the kid a break, then let the wifey drive home. If you take enough of the stuff, you won't care what side of the road she prefers. If other drivers have a problem with that, let them deal with it.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: Obviously the kid remembered, from the first flight, what a miserable flying
companion you are and was dreading the return.
On both journeys he was sat with my wife. You could be on to something ...
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Might I suggest a sinus decongestant, rather than an antihistamine?
I have minor chronic allergies, which results in congestion and specifically a problem with pain in my ears due to cabin pressure. My ears don't "pop" very well (if at all) and let the pressure normalize. If your little one has this problem, a decongestant like Sudafed an hour before your flight (and every four hours during) might help. The down side is that some decongestants act as something of a stimulant. Talk to your pediatrician and see what they suggest.
Software Zen: delete this;
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a take on someone else's "pun"
Windows 8
Windows 8.1 (8 + 1 = 9)
Windows 8.1 Update 1 (8 + 1 + 1 = 10)
Windows 10
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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To make the adjustment more sensible, I say we just remove the number 9 from the face of the planet. It sucked anyway.
Jeremy Falcon
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Let's all switch to base-8 math. Screw you -9-!!!
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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