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There's a website for that. Pervert.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Link? [err, Griff asked me to ask you as he's too shy]
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I shall take your word for that as their is NO WAY I am going to check
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Probably couldn't get anything larger than a phone up their 'jacksey' given that they've already stuffed their own heads up there.
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Is there nothing that can’t be solved with the judicious application of bacon? Apparently not, as this year’s Ig Nobel Prize for Medicine winners can attest.
Once more, BACON wins! For those with no taste buds, t* doesn't even get into the frame.
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Can bacon make me lose some weight? 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Certainly can!*
* All foods** can help lose weight as long as you burn off the calories you consume, with BACON one slice is ~1 hour of Zumba.
**t* is especially suited as trying to consume it results in retching the entire contents of your stomach and not wanting to eat anything else for several days.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: BACON one slice is ~1 hour of Zumba.
I prefer american equivalent, their scientists say that you need to watch TV for 10 hours to burn calories from Doughnut. 
How many hours I need to watch TV to burn Bacon slice and large beer?
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Don't burn the BACON, that way the pig would have died in vain. 
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actually, yes. maybe.
some people can lose a lot of weight by switching to a diet that's high in meat, fat and low-carb vegetables.
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Turn you into a vegetarian?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Bacon is also a rare precious metal.
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You lot area sickly, deformed bunch battling constant pain so I am sure some good advice will be forthcoming.
I am having hip pain still since my car crash, despite steroid injections and a few months of physio. Things are improving, and some activities are no longer a problem at all.
I changed my car last week and the pain I used to get after driving has more or less gone, I no longer get much pain whilst walking anymore either.
However, after sitting in a normal office chair for even half an hour I get quite a lot of pain when I get up again. The longer I sit the greater the pain and the longer it lasts. The pain is not there whilst sitting, but after I get up again.
My torturer sadist physio has suggested talking to our occupational therapist and changing my chair, which I shall, but does anyone have any experience or advice on seating to look into?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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This[^] would probably alleviate the problems caused by lengthy sits!
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chriselst wrote: You lot area sickly, deformed bunch battling constant pain
Am not! I'm healthy for the most part, and the only pains I battle are my feet (which the cat attacks to wake me up) and my right shoulder which I damaged in a motorcycle accident many, many years ago and still gives me grief in damp weather.
And QA. But that goes without saying.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: gives me grief in damp weather.
So... pretty much always?  You might want to reconsider your location of residence 
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Griff, are you saying that the pain in your shoulder makes you write responses in QA? That expalins much!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Get one of these[^] - the cost will make you forget the pain!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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THIS ONE[^] looks comfy! Also cuts down on the time you spend away from your desk. Win-win for both you and your employer...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I find the sofa+Gordons combo the best solution.
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I found that lot depends on individuals, however I would recommend a few things
1, mesh back (not that important for posture but a lot better than sweaty cloth
2, floating back - adjustable for pressure a gentle pressure applied to you back t o maintain posture
3, linked base and back this eases pressure on lower back when changing position
4, adjustable seat (most are fixed and if they don't suit you can leas to excessive pressure on legs/lower back
5, head restraint
6, adjustable arms rests
7, tension adjusters on all moving parts
and most important of all
a adjustable backrest that actually works and does not rely on a cheap screw clamp that doesn't hold it in postion
try this one
http://www.posturite.co.uk/ergonomic-chairs/ergonomic-office-chairs/rh-logic-400-high-back-ergonomic-office-chair.html[^]
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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A woman who I used to work with had one that looked like one of those posturite and swore by the tailored fit- they measured her body & adjusted it to fit her specifically. Somehow, she didn't have to pay for it herself, I don't know whether it was the company who paid or some disability benefit.
Of course, when she left, it was no good for anybody else, cos nobody was the same shape - she had a couple at home from previous employments, too.
Regards, Stewart
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it worked for her though (he didn't ask what was the best option for the company, which would have been the crappy £39.99 ones from Staples)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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