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De Tomaso
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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CPallini is the only male coder in his company of 100 employees.
CPallini makes their team members work on different positions. As per the need.
CPallini beats Jeremy Falcon by the "scores"
CPallini's team members age ranges from 16 to 45
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Um...
Er...
Nope, I've got nothing...
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Justin has the ability to feminize everything about a man in nanoseconds.
When Justin farts, it's pink flowers to the tune of the care bear song.
Justin has perfected peeing while sitting down before the age of 1.
Jeremy Falcon
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Rising ocean levels aren't caused by global warming; they're caused by JB crying over a critical review.
The recent ebola cases were self-inflected as parents needed to find a way to get out of taking their daughters to JB performances.
Whenever JB performs in New York, the NYSE takes a hundred-point hit. Even the computer-controlled processes can't help but fear the end is near.
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Justin Beiber was round-house-kicked so hard by a ballerina, he was knocked back into diapers.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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that's just not true (he NEVER left diapers)
Bieber is to music what projectile vomiting is to romantic meals for two
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Didn't Chuck Norris kill Justin Beiber a couple of weeks ago with a dragon fart to the head? I could be wrong, but I don't think so.
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Has someone organised that room for Jeremy yet?
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Has someone organised that room for Jeremy yet?
 for sheer raw determination.
Jeremy Falcon
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I have determined that after my engine swap is complete, I can roll-back all of the positive environmental changes caused by 5,000 Prius drivers by simply turning my ignition key to "Accessory".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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if you include the battery pack in the Prius figures then your accessories option would have to suck huge amounts of pollution from the atmosphere
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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If I blip the throttle, the worlds oil company stock prices go up 3%. If we both do it together, we could probably kick start a mini oil investment boom. 
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My car (once started) is actually better for the environment because I get to my destination faster.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Way to show up John, John! 
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and you carry 32 paying passengers (well its the size of a bus so I assume it can)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bus...bus...sounds familiar.
Ah. That's one of those things that pick you up where you aren't, then drop you off where you don't need to be, right? Yeah. I've heard of them.
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Brings to mind: "Sorry, Officer, but I'm low on petrol*, so I was speeding to get home before I run out."
* Known as "gas" in the colonies, apparently.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I often use British terms here in the US just to confuse people.
Yeah, I am mean like that.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Just run the Keystone XL pipeline directly to John's engine
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You should grind off the word "Accessory", and engrave "11".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nuff said.
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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I thought Chuck Norris died during hand to hand combat with Pete a year ago. Oh well, I must be mistaken.
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He can't be dead. He's just offline.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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