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Smelling farts could save your life[^]
This is risky, a golden story like this but a couple of weeks old, bound to be a repost isn't it, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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All those years of of getting dirty looks and slap to the side of the head, when I was was just trying to save my wifes life.
Somehow I don't think she'll buy in to that. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Small doses, there is the problem.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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....and they're are probably right, because they will be too busy dragging up all the previous wars there has ever been.
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P0mpey3 wrote: they will be too busy dragging up all the previous wars there has ever been.
No offense. 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Agent__007 wrote: too busy doing their make-up
... don't forget looking at cat pictures and buying shoes! 
This message was brought to you by Stereotypes-R-Us Inc 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Says the Lady [note capital] who's salary is paid directly to Cadbury's
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 Got me!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: who's
Grandma Nasty has been dispatched to give you a damn-good thrashing with a dictionary. 
"who's" is a contraction of "who is"; the possessive form of "who" is "whose".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Weird Al Yankovic has a big dic...tionary. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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They might start one more war if you say that sort of thing... 
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P0mpey3 wrote: They say if Women were in charge there would be no more wars...
just few countries not talking to each other.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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P0mpey3 wrote: too busy dragging up all the previous wars there has ever been.
Oh dear ... you've spent all the housekeeping on booze, football shirts and Chocolate Hobnobs again haven't you? 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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.... :thinks which is it?: .... .... I'm going for the Chocolate Hobnobs! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: I'm going for the Chocolate Hobnobs!
Well we all knew you'd do that! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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As Max Mosley is wont to say "Beat me!"
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Well I would hate to disappoint!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I am soooo not going there...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I am soooo not going there ...
As the actress said to the bishop!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Or as the rest of world says of Ms Hilton
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I don't recall them inviting YOU to go there. I'm pretty sure they were going for the one-on-one experience!
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P0mpey3 wrote: no more wars
Nor fewer. :shrug:
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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