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All I see is a list of foreign names. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Not an indicator of anything.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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The "next" button fails on IE.. 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: The "next" button fails on IE
I've made the switch to Opera (from Chrome) and it works quite well.
IE ho ho ho, ha ha ha. You are so funny... hee hee hee 
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newton.saber wrote: IE ho ho ho, ha ha ha. You are so funny... hee hee hee
My lynx browser won't work well, due to there being pictures. SeaMonkey is set to only load pictures from the local server.
..really, do I need a fourth browser? Whatsup with all them standards you webpeople been braggin' about? I don't need four Windows-versions to run a winform-app, do I?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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A touch subjective.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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mark merrens wrote: A touch subjective.
I agree.
I thought the really funny one was the first one Jon Skeet, because he is like the Chuck Norris of Software Development
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I'm not sure I'd want to be on the list. Can you imagine all the whiney requests from friends, family, coworkers, acquaitances, pan handlers,...., to 'fix' their computers?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I want to be the James Hunt of programmers. 
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newton.saber wrote: when I create the next OS which runs on all hardware
I'll gladly test it on my VAX and Alpha systems.
However, you're better off trying to create a new language and cross-platform compiler/IDE.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I'll send it over. It's been ready to run on those systems for years.
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You'll have to send it on quarter-inch tape.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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He turned your OS into a Newt?
It got better..... 
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The Best Programmers list is very strange. There are some really bests from elder good time, some kids, some managers and no one from OO revolution.
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I agree. It's missing a lot of people. And you are exactly right on missing people from the OO revolution.
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OK list not great. Missing Brendan Eich and Grady Booch.
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When I drop over from SQL to C# I usually type something like this:
if (_applied <> 0)
{
}
I am usually capable of keeping the swearing under my breath.
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I do that all the time... Back in the early 00's when I was maintaining old VB6 systems, that worked 
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So, use != in SQL as well - I do!
The only DB I know of that doesn't accept it is Access 2010 - and I try to avoid using that as much as possible anyway!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I usually do the following in SQL:
IF @SomeBoolVar
BEGIN
END The worst part is I usually can't find why it won't run because this stuff is so obvious 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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For me it's the quotes and apostrophes. 
(I use != for both languages.)
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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MehGerbil wrote: I am usually capable of keeping the swearing under my breath.
Why?
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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It's funny reading this. I'm here because I'm taking a moment break after figuring out the classic asp script wouldn't compile because I had a semicolon in there
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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