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The Universe being stoned off it's gourd would certainly explain a few things... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And on the 7th day god got stoned and created man, just to prove he had a sense of humor. 
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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OriginalGriff wrote: The Universe being stoned off it's gourd
In the mind of The Great Philosopher, one must understand that whatever the universe does or is is by its very definition, normal.
Thus, if the universe seems stoned off it's gourd, but, in fact, is the prime definition of normal, what does that say of the rest of us?*
* Hey. You've had that thing long enough. Pass it over here. I want to become one with the Universe.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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1. Jack of all trades, master of a few
2. Jack of all trades, master of a few
3. Jack of all trades, master of a few
4. Jack of all trades, master of a few
5. Jack of all trades, master of a few
6. Jack of all trades, master of a few
7. Jack of all trades, master of a few
8. Jack of all trades, master of a few
9. Jack of all trades, master of a few
10. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
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Sadly most are:
1. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
2. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
3. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
4. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
5. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
6. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
7. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
8. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
9. Someone that can sell ice to Eskimos
10. Bob's mate because he's owed a favour and Bob has invested.
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The first eight are usually "Someone that thinks that they can sell ice to Eskimos"
And number nine is usually "poor sod who has to do all the actual work"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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not even close, its more like
1, senior manager
2, assistant senior manager
3, junior senior manager
4, PA to senior manager
5, PA to Assistant Senior manager
6,middle manager
7, sales manager
8, testing manager
9, testing supervisor
10, testor
what you mean I forgot someone you said top ten, the PBI's that do the work are far lower than that
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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0. Goalkeeper
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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If that's the alternative I think we should stay with Cooke
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: I think we should stay with Cooke
Actually Alastair Cook[^] would be better! 
Sorry could't resist.
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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that's the lady
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Alastair Cooke[^]
Nobody knows where his body is!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I think he would still be a better bet than Rooney
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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interesting fact about England cricket team. last they won test at oval and after that England player did party on the pitch / Ground with beer and some of player also pissing on the ground. after that England have not won any test yet.
Ravi Khoda
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Yeah, but we marked our territory, so that's what matters
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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No, their last win was at Chester-le-Street. Their last win at The Oval was 2011 and they have ten wins since then.
The urination incident was in 2013 and was the last time they played at The Oval, the match was only drawn.
Apart from that, spot on reportage.
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thanks for correcting me .
Ravi Khoda
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I think you'll find they're desperate for anyone to take it. First come, first served. Could be you if you're quick.
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I cant play, I couldn't name 11 English players, I am overweight and unfit and drink and eat too much.
I start Monday
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Pretty sure George Best used to drink too much. I look forward to your years of success!
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"Female player has one article left!"(9!)
Not too hard.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
modified 22-Jul-14 4:03am.
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Probably easier if we knew how many letters.
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I was wondering who would be the first to spot that.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: 9!
Now, it was deliberate, wasn't it?
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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factorial?!
362,880 letters?? 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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